My perfect cat would have long silky plush fur-which never sheds
which in turn would not create any hairball surprises to squash while barefoot.
He would not turn his nose up , or try to bury all of the foods his mommy brings home to him.
he would not try to wrestle with any drink a family member may have set down on the table for a brief minute.
but he WOULD need to be as sweet as my cats, as loving as my cats, and as pretty as my cats!
Oh, and it wouldn't hurt if this fantasy cat could wash, fold and put away the laundry, and wash the dishes too.