Beautiful tail shots!! You sure showed him Rocky. You look bigger than Taz.

But somehow the story is missing something:

Later that day, Taz and Rocky have a showdown because Rocky had an affair with Taz's ex-girfriend whose ex-mother-in-law had Rocky's baby. And to top it all off, the baby doesn't look at all like Rocky so they go on the Maury show and bring in 3 other potential sperm donors. Ahhh, where will it end!