OMG!! Those are so funny!! I hate house cleaning I can clean something 5 minutes later it looks the same way. I guess that's what you get when you have alittle 3 year old daughter running around.


7. If unexpected company is coming, pile everything unsightly into one
room and close the door. As you show your guests through your tidy
home, rattle the door knob vigorously, fake a growl and say, "I'd love
you to see our Den, but Fluffy hates to be disturbed and the shots are
SO expensive."

This one is my favorite. I've actually done that a couple times specially if Rob's parents come over.