Actually my favorite actual warning is from a hair dryer...."do not use while sleeping" ummm does that mean no hair fixing while sleep walking? lol

My true favs are the misspellings and mistranslations. I have personally seen these two on my own stuff....

(from an inflatable air mattress) Wash with warm SOUP and water. (hmmmm chicken noodle, or tomato?)


(on another hair dryer) Warning, appliance is electrically live even when the WITCH is off (so broomstick or no she's deadly? lol)