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All of a sudden Wom wakes up startled from a deep, deep sleep as he hears a loud knock on the door. He opens the door and for as long and far as he can see it is nothing but desert.

Hopalong Cassidy
Sand, sand, nothing but sand in every direction. Wom wonders what on earth he is going to do - 'How will I get out of this predicament" he wonders. Suddenly, off in the distance there is a sound, then a sighting of two men running in his direction. Then they are there - directly in front of him. They ask if he wants to be rescued or sit and fry.

He, of course, chooses to be rescued. They drop him off at the nearest watering hole. As they leave, he asks their names - the first says "I am Alan - The Horse - Ameche" from Wisconsin; the second says "I am Howard - Hopalong - Cassady" from Ohio State.

Are you ready for some football . . . . .




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