Hi Miss JALB,

I'm writing to ask for amnesty for Princess so she and Duchess can come with us to the Royal Wedding. Princess is a good kitty and she didn't mean to do anything nawtee.

The Royal Wedding is a once in a lifetime event. Plus, your kitty girls' royal heritage should be given consideration in this instance.

Princess is very sorry for making you upset. If she hasn't done so already, Princess will be giving you lots of kitty kisses to make things right again.

I hope you will reconsider and grant amnesty to Princess for this special occasion.

Thank you.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose