Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow"

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."


"Then they kick him in the icehole."
How do you catch a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice.

Line with peas.

When the bear comes to take a pea?

Kick him in the ice hole.


When we go on our comedy tour, your name can go first.