I love the commercial about the phone that becomes a level, figures out a restaurant tip, gets tv shows, is a typewriter and can be used to wipe a rear end AFTER a pinch.

It's a wonderful invention and I love to stand in line listening to someone in front of me yell into the phone because the connection is bad.

I want to talk to my friends-on the rare occasion I do pick up ANY phone.

There is nothing better than hearing a person laugh, or spit up their drink when I tell a raunchy joke. I love the pause when we exchange a thought that really means something. I can hear the person and tell how they feel-I don't have to waste time- hw r u tdy? U hv slpping scknss? a tsetse fly bit u?

If I want to drop vowels, I'd start watching Wheel of Fortune again.


MY very favorite part is to watch someone panic when they lose their phone and start to freak out.

"I had all my pictures, phone numbers and addresses on it"

Not any more?


And my last two irritants?
I can hardly wait to be in some kind of disaster and trying to get away from whatever is happening...I'll run into the idiot taking cell phone movies and the last thing you'll see on the clip is me then the sky when I run the moron over.

But before then I'll be at a play, sporting event or some kind of gathering unable to see because of the yutz that has his hands and phone over his head recording the event.

I also want to say that cellphone footage has to be the biggest effing waste of time. The quality sucks and it jumps around like an old kinescope film.

Otherwise,

I love tech and can't wait until the day that I must own a cell phone.

Until then?

Write me a letter, I'll get back to you alot quicker!!