I vote for Pay-per-view Seppuku!

I'd even buy front row tix for that one!

Of course, it would take a while to saw thru all the fat on them bees turds!

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My satisfaction is knowing that they all had become accustomed to a lifestyle that should end real soon.

11 top level managers left AIG overnight. The list of 'goodies' that they made that were to be purchased with their BONUSES/MERIT RAISES is worth about 2 cents or the price of the paper it's written on.

What people do not understand is that they are all panicking trying to figure out how they are going to pay for the maids, kid's college tuition, town cars, vacations, gardeners and spa treatments.

Good, I hope they all find out what the 10 most popular Top Ramen flavors are.

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That's the scariest part about climbing that corporate ladder. Sometimes the people holding on to the base have had enough and go to lunch.

Hold on, it's a long way down.

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Add and "e" to Bonus and you get the answer to the bailouts.