http://enews.earthlink.net/article/t...217-2064372673

Let's see, Zerlina's most common remarks are:

Play with me!
Pet me!
Rub my tummy!
Don Juan you stupid dork! How many times do I have to tell you! I've been SPAYED!
Whaddiya mean, it's YOUR space heater?
Oh, come one, can't I sit on the compooter for a bit?

Don Juan's are:

I love you!
Cuddle me!
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My food dish is empty. What are you gonna do about it?
Play with me, Zerlina!
Brush me!
Isn't it time for treats?