How on EARTH did I miss this thread! What great entertainment!!!

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to continue with the story...
Claire has been clam-napped!!! She didn't realize she was the darling of the Triffid and Kumquat world. Help! Help! she yells.
Does someone help poor Claire Clam? Who will turn out to be her hero? .... Suddenly ...

a deep and dark voice from the netherworld resounds: Who knows what clam lurks in the pocket of Dr. Nilsbokken???



The Shadow knows!!! Muahahahahahahaha....