Pushing a half filled water bowl towards the middle of the room during the night is not as entertaining to humans as it is to me.

Stepping on my owner's breast or groin will wake them up post haste.

I can delay any TV activity by a human just by sleeping on the remote.

I can delay any brain activity by sleeping on the Sunday Crossword.

I can keep you at home by batting the car keys off and under the table.

I will get revenge on you for tricking me with that laser pen.