Quote Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
A shamrock is a flower that has itself painted up to look like a rock. It then lays around trying to fool people into thinking it is, indeed a rock. Hench the name sham rock.

Is there really a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
No, it's actually a stainless steel pot. It used to be a teflon coated pot but it's been reported that teflon is bad for us, so it's just stainless steel now.

Question: 'Do bears really *&^% in the woods?'