Hey Bootz Man

Woteffer youz sed did it agen - Mumz laffin and cryin here. Tishues all over da plase. She'z not sadd cryin tho - keepz sayin 'dat cat's so funy'

Now shez told us youz tale of woe - poor ol bootz - we all fink dat noize woz to much fer youz. Ketchum's gon green an sed where on earf woz youz bed to hiddy under??

kummon bootz two dayz wiffout da peein in da kup is toooo much - do da peein fing an let Dad relax!!

Lottsa head bummpies commin atcha bootz
frum Bagel. Ketchum and Dan xxxxxx