Quote Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
A microphone is something you use to yell at your kids to pick up their underwear. It's really fun to use if they are having friends over!

What are cupcakes?
They're "little clumps of frozen snow" , often spotted in everyones' yard, during early Spring~ ( the remnants of a family gathering )

What happens to the Pillbury Dough Boy when it's hot outside?


He gets a burst of wild energy, frothing at the mouth, and has been known to snap at the finger that pokes fun at him!!!!

What does a dog do when he/she can't remember where that tasty bone was buried?