Listening to Frank Sinatra makes you a Mafiosa.

Playing violent videogames makes you a mass murderer. Eating sugar makes you susceptible to road rage, and therefore not personally responsible for anything violent you do behind the wheel of a car. And reading tabloids makes you an expert on everything.

And as for religious folk who practice what they preach - try looking for people who practice, but only explain if asked. I'm told such folk exist...
Love, Columbine