I paint a little "Happy" face on it, till it looks sorta like Mae West~

Other times, I buy a few kumquats for "Still Life Painting Models"

(they're fascinating to watch )

Angel Hair, silver Christmas Trees, gigantic tree lights and Bubble lights, Kraft Christmas Specials, Dessert Flower Cologne, portable transister radios, What else has disappeared from the Christmas Wishes?

( this is a tough one, I know~ ) It's the Pet Talk version of "The Wrong Game~"