That's funny!

A while back, I was dating a guy. I had to go out of town and he offered to watch my dog for me. When I got back, he showed up on my doorstep a day early with her. He got mad at me because I went to hug her first.

Here's to show you how one-track-minded my husband is. A while back, he had a head injury (someone hit him in the head with a crow bar) and was in a coma for a month. What was the first thing he said when we woke up? "What happend with the Bulls?"