hi der bootz - mum's jus red us da latest panik - you shure givin youz dad sum greef - but yay - youz gotten fru da door an OUTSIDE!! bet youz had so much fun eh? da konefing probley got in youz way an stopped reel 'splorin - tough bootz!

youz gotta stop wif da pantin, not peein and scarin all deez hoomans!
doze tablits gonna be anudder pain for youz to take - but mum sez dey'll make youz feel better an pee proper - wez all didn know you cud pee improper! itz a hooman fing!! bet youz daddy gonna ave lotz of fun firin dem down yoouz froat!!

wez all wunderin wot wez can do ta get tuna watter - sounz pretty gud - all wez get is plain ol watter! hey bootz youz gotta member howz to lap up when da kone cums off - youz don want youz daddy squirtin dat watter atcha then duz ya?

our mums stil avin a giggle bout youz dad runnin out wif no shoeis on da feetz an SHORTIES!! don know wot shez laffin at - wez seen her wif no shoeis on da feet an lickle pigyjamas in da gardun!!

wez all send lotza nose kizzez an head bumpiez - to youz an youz daddy an da big dawgz cinder an smokez - no mor paniks peerleaze bootz - we all getz wurried - so go go bootz show em dis time youz can do it - get well.

frum bagel and dan an ketchum xxxxxx

yez an ouz mummie too xxxx