• Nope
  • If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog
    I don't have a wallet, put I've got 7 photos of Jen in my locker and NONE of anyone else
  • You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids
    All the time
  • You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog.
    Don't talk on the phone much more than Grammie at christmas And Grama always insists of talking to Jen first. We are carved from the same wood.
  • You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone.
    Who can?
  • You can't fully enjoy yourself without your dog.
    Jenny can't sleep with me (not my choice )
  • No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your dog(s).
    Her butt isn't THAT dirty....
  • You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips, even when you know where his lips have been.
    Yup, but I often don't know their owners names... You're Scout's owner, right?
  • You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every dog in the neighborhood. You know their names.
    Once.
  • You let the neighbor dog sleep over.
    I haven't met one.
  • You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.
    Don't pay rent.
  • Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.
    As always.
  • When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.
    She isn't allowed on the chair either. But I would if she did.
  • You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.
    When I'm *passergering.
  • You talk to your dog when you are driving. He answers.


Hmmm. Sorry, I guess I put the answeres before the questions.