I am trying to sell a program to Nationl Geographic.

It's called the Cat Screamer.


I will go to cat owner's homes and yell at their cats for them.

I have plenty of experience.


Ed, STOP IT.

Ed, Get the eff off of there.

Ed, quit scratching the chair.

Ed, Why did you do that..

ED, &U&&%^#&^%&$#