Princess: Duchess & I are the only cats here!

Duchess: I'm sooooo bored!

Princess: Me, too! I'm sure we're not the ONLY cats in the world, are we?!

Duchess: We CAN'T be.

Princess: Are we the ONLY cats on PT?????

Duchess: I don't think so.

Princess: Are we the ONLY cats on CT????

Duchess: I don't know.

Princess: Are we the ONLY cats in our house????

Duchess: OF COURSE! Except stuffed animal cats. We are the ONLY real cats in our house.

Princess: Good. This way we don't have to share OUR treats!

Duchess: Or OUR food!

Princess: I think we have said enough in this post...

Duchess: Yeah...