" I won I have him and you will pay for being his wife, he will never get an out of state visit again"
oh MAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN....this is so far beyond 'not getting it'....she is not on another planet, she is the spawn of the most non-parallel universe you can (or can't) imagine!!!! SHEEEEEEESH!

How is Alex? What has he been told?

HUGS