Quote Originally Posted by slick
Ever heard of "projectile leakage?" Ah, yes. That comes from coughing, throwing up and leaking from the other two ends all the same time. (Oh come on now, you have no problems talking about your own pet's projectile vomit...)

Slick, good to hear from you, even momentarily. However, if laughter is the best medicine, might I say this: if you consider the can of pork and beans and the above quoted portion of your earlier post, I would make sure Max stays up closer to the pillow portion of your bed.