guys don't like to give backrubs
No, they don't like to GIVE them, but ask a guy FOR a backrub and he's nekkid quicker than you can blink!!!

I was dating a guy and we were at his sister's house at a party. There was this girl there and she proceeded to announce that she's a massage therapist. Man, I had NEVER seen anything like it. All the guys in the room sat there with their shirts off waiting their turns. A pathetic bunch they were.

Needless to say, I'm no longer dating the idiot (yes, my date also waited his turn while I stewed, having no way home from the party).