My throat is sore
My head hurts
My ears hurt
I'm cold.........no, I'm hot
I keep sneezing

AND

I get to spend my day putting a magazine and a letter into nearly 300 envelopes to go to people I know won't read a word!!!!

Feel better already

BUT

I have a job in a warm office
I only have a cold that will go
I have friends and family
so I will stop feeling sorry for myself