When I was 16, I once had a telemarketer tell me I should be in bootcamp...

Before giving her spill about xyz (don't remember what it was now), she NEVER asked for my parents--jumped right in and started asking if I owned a car. "Yep." (Well, it wasn't in my name but I was the only one who used it.) Would you like to purchase xyz for only $$$? "Sorry, not interested." Of course she didn't take no for an answer, went on and on and on asking questions when she finally came to one that-for one reason or another-I couldn't answer & that tipped her off that I wasn't "of age." She went nuts! "How DARE you waste my time...blah blah blah....Your parents should put you in boot camp....blah blah blah!!" While the 'boot camp' thing made laugh, the 'how dare you waste MY time' infuriated me! I TOLD her (and I remember this cos it was so great...left her speechless), "Look lady! I DID tell you I wasn't interested, you just wouldn't shut up and NOT ONCE did you ask if I was able to make decisions for the household!" She hung up after a moment of silence.