Originally posted by delidog

I Guess we are back to the Y-Thingy... Eh, Phred???
Dunno bout da "WE" part - but yup... *I* went back ta runnin da
"Bowzer Eskort Service" fur all walkies aftur da SunBall went down.
NUTZ!

"Tinkelz by Twos" is fur da burdz!

Onlee GUD part iz I getz an EXTREE Bisquit when I drag him back
inna door all *safe & sound*!

Originally posted by K9soul

I about fell out of my chair on the
"polish your halo" part.
Yeah... it'z purdy diss-kustin da way he <polishez> dat Halo!
ALLUZ <rubbin> it on Dad. <Shinez> so *brite* it <blindz> ya!
Wunder he duzzint burn hiz floppie lil earbonez wiff it!

MINE??? <snikker> ... MY "Halo" iz so <tarnished> itz purdy hard ta see.
Iffin itz not <fallin off>, Dad'z alluz <snatchin> it off an <*BONKIN*> me
onna hedbone wiff it!
Purdy <ding'd up> an <tattur'd> lookin!

But aftur Last Nite... (more on DAT in a minnit)...
I tell'd Bowzie HE better start <polishin> MY Halo ...
Kloze az HE's gonna get ta wun fur a Long Tyme!!

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces

Is Bowzie still in the "dawg house" for running off?
I hope he has been paroled by now.
<snikker> ~ Well...
he WUZint inna Dawg Howze an WUZ on parole - fur a FEW minnitz...

Friday afternoon he got a Solo-Outie an managed ta <return> wiff da Gang.
Friday NITE we all went out ta fetch da mail. Ebberbuddie <sat> da propur
distance away frumma road whilst Dad crossed ta get da mail.
An EBBERbuddie got back inna Howze wiffout gettin "lost".

Aftur din-din, Dad kinda <dozed off> inna Kliner chair an furgotz
about givin us an outie...
He woked up bout Oh:dark:Thirty an did a lil <panik> kuz we
wuz all <bouncin> up & down wantin OUT!

I kind *wundered* about it; but Ole Dad jest <*waved* da Pointy Finner>
at da Bowz an sed "YOU come RITE BACK, Bub!!" an let us all
run out da door.

Dad <snapped> onna Big Lite ober da driveway an *watched* da Bowz
<shufflin> round inna frunt yard.

Den *watched* da Bowz TROTT across da drive and *VANISH* inna
dark behind da Howze....

Uhhhhhh-Oooooooh!

<nock> <Nock> <NOCK> <**NOCKITY-NOCK-NOCK**>!! onna
window... then
BOOOOOOOOW-ZERRRRRRRRR!!!!!... (nuffin) ...

Us Gud Guyz wuz <trippin> ober each udder tryin ta get inna door!
Aftur an HOUR of <Hollerin> an door <SLAMMIN>, poor ole Dad wuz
bout three shades past Purpill wiffa RED face anna lil tubez inna
neck all <bulgin> an <throbbin> ... sorta *Pi$$ed*!!

He <mashed> up sum eggz an *neuked* em an kalmed down a bit.
I gots <sent out> ta *skout* da area.
Didda few *lapz* round da howze... nuffin.
More <Hollerin>.
More <frettin> inna howze.
More <Hollerin>.
"Cinder - go <FIND> him, pleeze!"
OK, Dad...
I moved out inna yard an thunk I hear'd sumpin ...
YUP!! ~ I GOTZ him, Dad!! ~ We'z a-commin in!!

WHERE ya BEEN, ya lil DUMMIE!!?? Din'cha hear Dad <HOLLERIN>!??

"Yeah... ya knowe how hard it iz ta HUNT wiff all dat RAKKIT goin on??
Duz dat Bus Driver make so much FUSS eberie nite??"

An he *wundered* WHY he spent da nite (whut wuz left of it) <klipped>
onna frunt porch tether INside da frunt door inna hall stedda inna BunkRoom!


Sooo... Yeah, we'z back ta doin "Tinkelz by Twos" onna Y-Thingy.

Hey SmokeMuttz ~ Wanna *earn* a kupple Extree Bisquitz tumorrow??
I kuld uze a lil *break* frum Bowzie Eskortin...

/s/ Da GUD Kidz

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