"Two Dawgs anna Fuzzy Pet Rock" ...
Originally posted by ramanth
... Andy and I are not morning people.
It's over an hour and a half drive ...
We're staying at the Radisson ...

SUMbuddie in our fambly "izin't a mornin purrson", either!
Les'see... 10 AM less 3-4 hour Drive less 1 hour ta WAKE UP
meanz
alarm bellz at (OMG!) 5 AM ...
NEBBER gonna happin!! Sooo... <Ding><a><Ling>
(Swankie Voice> "Helllllooooowww, Radisson..."
Dad: Needa room - wun nite, wun bed, wun guy.
Miz Rad: "We have a *NICE* room for "onlee" $119. PLUSS 'Taxez'"
Dad:
Fur WUN Nite!??? Gimmie a NOT-so-*nice* wun!
Miz Rad: (CHEEP-skate!) "OK - Rock-Bottom... roller bed inna hall
an ya kan uze da poddie inna lobby - $79 buckz!
PLUSS $13 buckz EXTREE ta PARK yur Bus inna garage.
PLUSS 'Taxez'"
Dad: <gulp> Whut about ma DAWGZ?? THREE Dawgz.
Miz Rad:
"Well, ONE Dawg in THREE ROOMS is fine!
So ya want THREE (cheep) Rooms??"
Dad:
Naw, I tink two of em mite get Lonely! ...
WUN room, WUN bed, WUN guy, THREE Dawgz!
Miz Rad: (after callin Toledo ['He wants THREE *D O G S* in his room!']
"OK- They'll allow THREE Dogs inna room.
$79 + $13 fur da Bus + (un-specified) 'Taxes'"
Dad:
I'll get rite back wiff ya...
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Dad: Herrow - Motel 6?? How much ta jest *RENT* a bed
fur da nite - not *buy* it??
wow! Onlee $30 buckz?? Iz dat wiff SHEETZ anna Pillow?
An yu'll Leave da LITE on, too!!?
THREE Dawgz wuz a lil bit uvva *choker* -
but Miz M-6 sed OK fur da three FurKids.
So iffin we'z gonna Kamp Out Friday nite, sounds
like itz gonna be Motel 6 fur us!!

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/s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi
R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy
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