I bet everybody thought I was talking about a REAL puppy pie, but of course I amHere's the receipe:

Puppy Pie

Take one (1) puppy dog, roll and play with it until slightly pampered

Add the following ingredients.

1 Cup Patience

1 Cup Understanding

1 Pinch Correction

1 Cup Hard Work

2 Cups Praise

1 1/2 Cups Fun

Blend well. Heat with the warmth of the heart until the consistency is such that puppy and owner are one. Enjoy thoroughly.