I'll take a brownie with a big glass of milk to go with it! I'll be sleeping in no time(after my laughing fit)
Love you and STILL miss U
I'll take a brownie with a big glass of milk to go with it! I'll be sleeping in no time(after my laughing fit)
9/3/13
I did the right thing by setting you free
But the pain is very deep.
If only I could turn back time, forever, you I'd keep.
I miss you
I hear you whimper in your sleep
I gently pet you and say, no bad dreams
It will be alright, to my dog as dark as night.
Fur as dark as the night.
Join me on this flight.
Paws of love that follow me.
In my heart you'll forever be.
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How I wish I could hold you near.
Turn back time to make it so.
Hug you close and never let go.
11/12/06
(505) 503 4455
OH my......Originally posted by zippy-kat
INNKEEP!
The lady needs a womb with a ewe!
...(room with a view)...
Where am I gonna get one of THOSE???
ahhh.......Let me think....
Corrina,
Sugar free cocoa,DONE!
Slick,
WHOA HO!!!
DDM,
Cow and gra---brownies........MOOOOOOOOOVE over, I'll share with you!
NO brownies for you...Mario.....No you cannot be the child in swadding clothes.....Isn't that blasphemous?
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
assisted living guy
Bartender, a BM over this way, too! My throat is kind of raw from choir practice. A couple of brownies will help it too!
THE HOUSE OF ORANGE
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
Slips into the bar humming this song. Oh, Wow!
Santa is here............and all of my favorite people!
THE HOUSE OF ORANGE
The following story is hot off the email presses.
One particular Christmas, a long time ago,
Santa was getting ready for his annual trip.
Alas, there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee
elves just weren't producing the toys as
fast as the regular ones. Poor Santa was
beginning to feel the pressure of being
behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus
announced that her mom was coming
to visit.
This stressed Santa even more. When
he went to harness the reindeer, he
found that three of them were about
to give birth and two had jumped the
fence and were out, heaven knows where.
More stress. Furthermore, when he
began to load the sleigh, one of the
boards cracked, and the toy bag fell
to the ground scattering the toys
everywhere. Frustrated, Santa went
into the house for a cup of apple cider
and a shot of rum. When he went to
the cupboard, he discovered that
the elves had hidden the liquor, ! and
there was nothing to drink.
In his frustration, he accidentally
dropped the cider pot, and it
broke into hundreds of little pieces
all over the kitchen floor. He went to
get the broom and found that mice
had eaten the straw end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and
irritable Santa trudged to the door. He
opened the door, and there was a
little angel with a great big Christmas
tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry
Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day?
I have a beautiful tree for you. Where
would you like me to stick it?"
...... And thus began the tradition of
the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree.
Merry Christmas, and I hope you were
gentle putting your angel on the tree
shiney
Gini - lol and OUCH!
How do sheep in Mexico wish you a merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad.
I haven't seen the bartender yet so I'll just help myself to Tom and Jerry... uh, I mean some eggnog
These are not the droids you were looking for
I'm Canadian......eh?
Oh my, you two are sure giggly this morning. I'm still trying to wake up.
LOL Gini and Catland....thanks for the smiles. Poor little Angel got a bum deal!
All I need now is a Spanish Coffee and a happy brownie before I get to work. Work? Today? It's so quiet in here you could shoot a cannon though.
Can we please say a little prayer for Laurie who is sick with the flu and Kelly also. Kelly doesn't frequent the bar but that doesn't mean that we can't chase her flu bugs away, too.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
(505) 503 4455
Bm and brownie.Originally posted by david p
Bartender, a BM over this way, too! My throat is kind of raw from choir practice. A couple of brownies will help it too!
DONE!
Gini, You get a laugh....
DONE!
Catland,
That was BBBBAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHDDDDDDD!
(LOVED IT)
EN, DONE!
Slick,
Brownie and Cafe Espanol!
DONE....
(I'm glad that it's a virtual bar.....brownies and Bloody Marys?? I'll have to talk to David about that!!)
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
Retired
Hey Santa, mind if I sit on your lap and give you my wish list???Slick, I have the suit and it looks good! I don't need a fake beard, I have my own. HO HO HO!!
Great story, Gini! Pass that little angel some Preparation H!!!
Chocolate and tomato juice?My heart burns already! Gimme a vodka martini, easy on the vermouth and plenty of olives in a chilled glass!!
Fleece Navidad, y'all!!
Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever.12/02
Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day".
MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010
Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
DO NOT BUY WHILE SHELTER ANIMALS DIE!!
I'm just your imagination
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE EVE, EVERYONE!
Can I have a brownie and some hot chocolate? (3 big marshmallows, please.) And of course, 4 catnip teas!
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Love you and STILL miss U
Guess I'll take another brownie now. I need my roughage
9/3/13
I did the right thing by setting you free
But the pain is very deep.
If only I could turn back time, forever, you I'd keep.
I hear you whimper in your sleep
I gently pet you and say, no bad dreams
It will be alright, to my dog as dark as night.
Fur as dark as the night.
Join me on this flight.
Paws of love that follow me.
In my heart you'll forever be.
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How I wish I could hold you near.
Turn back time to make it so.
Hug you close and never let go.
11/12/06
I'm Canadian......eh?
Hey Donna.....I've got some great chewing gum over here????
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
assisted living guy
Well,Connie, did you like my picture? That was taken at my local Petco when I was volunteering with Cat Sense. Cora is the lucky gal I'm holding and she was adopted soon afterward.Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE EVE, EVERYONE!
Can I have a brownie and some hot chocolate? (3 big marshmallows, please.) And of course, 4 catnip teas!
assisted living guy
Any time, Donna! Have you been a good girl??Originally posted by moosmom
Hey Santa, mind if I sit on your lap and give you my wish list???
Great story, Gini! Pass that little angel some Preparation H!!!
Chocolate and tomato juice?
Fleece Navidad, y'all!!
I'm just your imagination
At the risk of making Mrs. Claus jealous, yes I liked your picture a lot.Originally posted by david p
Well,Connie, did you like my picture? That was taken at my local Petco when I was volunteering with Cat Sense. Cora is the lucky gal I'm holding and she was adopted soon afterward.
I think you must have been good luck for Cora since she found a home after you had your picture taken together. Maybe you really ARE Santa?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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