Stayin' In Control
...GrandChester in pigtails and Wom in a goofy fishing hat.Originally Posted by happylabs
"Looks as if you 3 just stepped off the set of Gilligans Island" laughs Bill
Helen where on earth is your other shoe? asks Bonnie
More rustling comes from the bushes...out comes a little black bear cub with a shoe in its mouth.
"Well, mystery solved, Helen"! chuckles Bonnie.
"Helen forget that shoe and run for the hills...theres Momma bear and she looks very TICKED OFF"! screams HappyLabs.
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There's Momma Bear and she looks very ticked off!
"Maybe one too many bears tried to fit into her den," says Elyse. "Three's company -- four's too many!"
The baby bear is still carrying the shoe and suddenly...
Bellagio
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I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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Life Is Good
Elyse grabs Bill's shovel and lays one on Wom big time. It sounded like there might have been something knocked loose or maybe it was already loose and it just mover some.There's Momma Bear and she looks very ticked off!
"Maybe one too many bears tried to fit into her den," says Elyse. "Three's company -- four's too many!"
The baby bear is still carrying the shoe and suddenly...
'I'm fed up with bears and wild men'. said Elyse
Wom, while still on the ground, ask what in the world was that, "Elyse, you got a problem. Elyse speaks, "I need a ride to the closest airport. I was able to get a signal, on my Blackberry, so I made reservations at Bellagio back in Vegas. WOM upset " I thought your heart was set on Memphis and now you want to go back to Sin City. Have you met true love or are you just overwhelmed with cash. At this rate we will see you.......
marriage chapel
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At this rate, we will see you losing money in the casinos faster than you can say Brad Pitt!" I thought your heart was set on Memphis and now you want to go back to Sin City. Have you met true love or are you just overwhelmed with cash. At this rate we will see you......."
At that Elyse says, "Brad Pitt? Where? At the Bellagio?" She pulls Wom off the ground. "Hurry, Wom! Start your moped! There's been a Brad Pitt sighting at the Bellagio! Maybe it's Ocean's Fourteen! Let's go see if any woman can coax him into a marriage chapel! I'm sorry about the shovel and thank goodness it was only a Nerf shovel or you'd still be on the ground."
"Elyse, are you kidding? He's married to Angelina Jolie!" laugh all the others. "He's already spoken for! Forget the marriage chapel."
The baby bear drops Helen's shoe and runs back to his mom. They return to the woods. The shoe is picked up by ...
mutts like Heinzer
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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what looked like a brindle colored great dane, terrier, hound, poodle X. One of those mutts like Heinzer. The Heinzer went over to Elyse with his right ear up & his left floppy ear down, wagging his 5 foot long tail & sat down in front of Elyse with her shoe. Heinzers tail was wagging & the dust was flying up all over the place. It was like a propeller on a helicopter .......
Shoo fly
Stayin' In Control
"Looks like Heinzers about to take off! laughs Wom..look at that propeller tail stir up this dust..now shoo fly!
"What? Who made shoo fly pie"? asks a drunken Helen.
Theres no shoo fly pie, Helen..have another drink...you lush! GrandChester says jokingly.
Wheres Brad Pitt? asks Helen.
Hes filming Oceans 14 in Vegas, silly!
shark attack
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Bradley is busy fending off a shark attack while Julia watches all the kids.
Helen you need to sober up with a good brimming cup of cowboy coffee.
We can use Wom's bike helmet and Grandchester you can light a fire .......
Stinky Socks
Hi there. Ey.
.........by rubbing those two little sticks together."
"But we don't have any coffee beans" Said Wom.
"No worries' Said Bonny 'I've got a pair of stinky socks on that I haven't taken off for a few months, we can dip those in the hot water, and at least it will LOOK like coffee."
I've got a better idea' Said Bill ' RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN before she takes them off"
Everyone runs for the hills, leaving Bonny to take her socks off, and Elyse waiting for her coffee.
"Wait a minute.' Said Elyse 'What are those little yellowish crispy things floating around in my coffee?"
"Hmmmmm' Said Bonny 'I think they are.................
Flaky bunions
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delicious morel mushrooms that will make you relax & sleepy even though they may look like Flaky bunions. Come back you idiots! I washed my feet last year not to worry I used a bunch of Monkey Butt powder to keep my feet smelling ..................by rubbing those two little sticks together."
"But we don't have any coffee beans" Said Wom.
"No worries' Said Bonny 'I've got a pair of stinky socks on that I haven't taken off for a few months, we can dip those in the hot water, and at least it will LOOK like coffee."
I've got a better idea' Said Bill ' RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN before she takes them off"
Everyone runs for the hills, leaving Bonny to take her socks off, and Elyse waiting for her coffee.
"Wait a minute.' Said Elyse 'What are those little yellowish crispy things floating around in my coffee?"
"Hmmmmm' Said Bonny 'I think they are.................
Flaky bunions
pine forest
Stayin' In Control
...monkey butt fresh with a twist of fresh pine needles from a pine forest!
"Geesh, Helen you are beginning to worry me"! says GrandChester. We willl never get to Vegas with the lot of you making bad decisions like the jury in the Casey Anthony case". Yes we all want to go home!
"Now who parked the darn moped so close to that cliff "Nooooooo" yells Wom. "Its lost its grip and down the cliff it goes!
Helen cries out " That was my last bottle of spirits in the saddle bag of that moped!
4th of July
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The moped plumetted down and down, until finally it struck the ground, bursting into flames and exploding like the firecrackers on the 4th of July.
"Good God' Said Wom 'What kind of spirits have you been drinking Helen ?? That stuff went up like jet fuel"
"I got it from Bill" Said Helen. "Besides, it tastes better than Bonny's Stinky Sock Coffee with Morel Mushrooms."
Bonnys Magical Mushroom Recipe
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I would like Bonnys Magical Mushroom Recipe says a stranger as he walks up to the group of misfit travelers. It is none other then the handsome Bradley Pitt. Helen is all goo goo eyed, her handsome prince has arrived in a black limo. How would you all like to jump into my limo & I'll give you a free ride to Vegas. Helen was the first one in of course & had to sit next to Bradley.
Stick Um Up
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As Helen jumps in, she realizes Jennifer Aniston is sitting in the limo and Jen says "stick um up"! You people are all crazy. I just kidnapped Brad to have back and all to myself. What do you think you are doing...
"ostrich"
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"What do you think you are doing? Get away from my man! Be like an ostrich and run, run, run!" Jennifer puts her arm around Brad possessively.
Brad interrupts. "Wait a second, I still need Bonny's Magical Mushroom recipe!"
Las Vegas
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
Hi there. Ey.
"And I need it now, so Jen and I can drive back to Las Vegas for a dirty weekend without Angie finding out"
"Ah forget that skinny little twerp' said Elyse 'Jens not good enough for you Brad Honey. Take me with you for the dirty weekend."
"NO !!!!' Yelled Bonny 'Take me Brad, I'm dirtier than Elyse, I've got stinky socks to prove it."
"Nope, he'll take me to Vegas' said Helen 'I'm dirtier than..............
Mud wrestling
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