That is where you put money in to park your car.Originally Posted by happylabs
What is a cloud burst?
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That is where you put money in to park your car.
What is a cloud burst?
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That is what happens when a cloud drinks too much water.
Why does a tornado go around and around.
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Because it is on a HEAVY DUTY spin cycle.
Why does it rain cats & dogs.
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Because THE GREAT SHELTER IN THE SKY kicked them out.
If NY is called the Big Apple, what city is called the Big Orange ??
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Why do birds have beaks?
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So they can stick their beak into everyones businessTexas
Why do birds have beaks?
If a fly flies, and a flea flees, what does a flu do ???
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A flu makes you feel as good as you ever have -- tons of energy and vitality.
If lemonade is made from lemons, and limeade from limes ... what is Gatorade made from?
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
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Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
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"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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Fizzy alligators
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there ??"
"Amos"...........Amos who ????
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Amos & Andy ????
Why is Gene Wilder so Wild?
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No !!! Amosquito !!
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Because he is from Iowa, and therefore not civilised.
Why wasn't Ann Margret named Margret Ann ????
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