Story teller game

[sana]

.....the smallest book in the world "Pakistans Cricket Wins over Australia".
In the meantime we should all sit down and play canasta while Bonny slaves in the kitchen making us some more bread. "What kind of bread will the midget make for us this time ?" Said Kokopup as he............

crocus

Very funny Wom! this book would have been written by an Australian, just saying, it was Pakistan's luck, read the one, the other people write, detailed and all true

[sana]

looked at pictures sent from home of all the crocus blooming everywhere. Just when he was ready for some of Bonny's bread an alarming noise came from the direction of Wom squatting in ...

lab rats

..the science lab trying to act as Einstein and do some experiments, but, these were on poor lab rats.. kokopup went over and hit him hard on the head with a newspaper rolled up, saying "You ain't gonna get any of Bonny's hand made bread loaf! "

ashamed

[wombat2u2004]

..the science lab trying to act as Einstein and do some experiments, but, these were on poor lab rats.. kokopup went over and hit him hard on the head with a newspaper rolled up, saying "You ain't gonna get any of Bonny's hand made bread loaf! "

......."Never mind" said Wom "I don't want Bonny's crumbly old stale bread anyway, I'd be ashamed to eat it".
"I think I'll go to the Aussie BBQ instead, we are having roasted lab rats on skewers, and a jug of 'Bills Best Alabaman Smell of Gasoline Moonshine' from his very own still....all in honour of our cricket win over the Pakistani's."
"Would you all like to join me ???" Wom said.

Torture

[Grace]

......."Never mind" said Wom "I don't want Bonny's crumbly old stale bread anyway, I'd be ashamed to eat it".
"I think I'll go to the Aussie BBQ instead, we are having roasted lab rats on skewers, and a jug of 'Bills Best Alabaman Smell of Gasoline Moonshine' from his very own still....all in honour of our cricket win over the Pakistani's."
"Would you all like to join me ???" Wom said.

Torture

Join you - are you out of your mind? That menu is enough to torture my taste buds for years to come.

How about we sit on that glider under the willow tree and talk about days gone by - whilst sipping on a nice glass of bubbly?


stars

[Bonny]

Join you - are you out of your mind? That menu is enough to torture my taste buds for years to come.

How about we sit on that glider under the willow tree and talk about days gone by - whilst sipping on a nice glass of bubbly?


stars

Good idea, lets sit & count the stars in the sky & everyone can have a fresh piece of the macadamia nut bread. Oh, look their

comet

[wombat2u2004]

Good idea, lets sit & count the stars in the sky & everyone can have a fresh piece of the macadamia nut bread. Oh, look their....

....goes a comet. Make a wish Wom, and it will come true" Wom made a wish, and **POOF** Bonny instantly disappeared.
"Geez it worked" said Wom as............

Red Tractor

[Grace]

....goes a comet. Make a wish Wom, and it will come true" Wom made a wish, and **POOF** Bonny instantly disappeared.
"Geez it worked" said Wom as............

Red Tractor

The Red Tractor came rolling by. The driver waved and wondered if he was interrupting something special between Wom and Bonny. They seemed to be on the same wave length.

However he didn't have time to stick around and find out, as he had this entire field to harvest, and then his wife wanted him to . . . . . . .


snow angel

[kokopup]

Grace

The Red Tractor came rolling by. The driver waved and wondered if he was interrupting something special between Wom and Bonny. They seemed to be on the same wave length.

However he didn't have time to stick around and find out, as he had this entire field to harvest, and then his wife wanted him to . . . . . . .

Help Kokopup cleanup all of the downed trees from his timber cut of last fall.
Kokopup had been working all day and you could hardly tell much had been cleared. The one visible clear area was where Kokopup's Mom had made a snow angel during the huge inch of snow we had in January. You could still see the imprint in the leaves. Just then....

Canadian Geese

[wombat2u2004]

Grace


Help Kokopup cleanup all of the downed trees from his timber cut of last fall.
Kokopup had been working all day and you could hardly tell much had been cleared. The one visible clear area was where Kokopup's Mom had made a snow angel during the huge inch of snow we had in January. You could still see the imprint in the leaves. Just then....

....Wom arrived with his Inspectors hat on. "What !!!!!" Said Wom. "is THIS all you have moved Bill ? You are a slow as Canadian Geese!!. What HAVE you been doing ???" As Wom walked away disgusted......

Forest fire

[kokopup]

Wom

....Wom arrived with his Inspectors hat on. "What !!!!!" Said Wom. "is THIS all you have moved Bill ? You are a slow as Canadian Geese!!. What HAVE you been doing ???" As Wom walked away disgusted......

...which is the way he seems to be most of the time. I have wondered if maybe he needs to buy better fitting underwear. He just doesn't under stand that cleanup of the downed trees has to be done with caution because burning of the trees if not done correctly can cause a Forest fire .
Trying to discount Wom's outward rage, Kokopup continued ......

Redneck Aussy ostrich rancher

[Bonny]

Wom

...which is the way he seems to be most of the time. I have wondered if maybe he needs to buy better fitting underwear. He just doesn't under stand that cleanup of the downed trees has to be done with caution because burning of the trees if not done correctly can cause a Forest fire .
Trying to discount Wom's outward rage, Kokopup continued ......

Redneck Aussy ostrich rancher

to insturct the Redneck Aussy Otsrich Rancher about Hanes down under wedgie free underwear. Wom just ......

Red bellied woodpecker

[cassiesmom]

Trying to discount Wom's outward rage, Kokopup continued to to instruct the Redneck Aussy Ostrich Rancher about Hanes down under wedgie-free underwear. Wom just kept walking.

Suddenly Kokopup pointed up into a nearby tree and whispered, "Look! A red-bellied woodpecker!"

Wom stopped, turned around and...

unforgettable

[kokopup]

Suddenly Kokopup pointed up into a nearby tree and whispered, "Look! A red-bellied woodpecker!"

Wom stopped, turned around and...

,with real emotion, said Woody, where have you been hiding. I have looked every where for you since forgetting to close your cage. You have been my most unforgettable catch since ....

army life

[wombat2u2004]

,with real emotion, said Woody, where have you been hiding. I have looked every where for you since forgetting to close your cage. You have been my most unforgettable catch since ....

.......the time I caught that grenade thrown at me during my army life. Mind you, I couldn't eat it, so I threw it back....AH...SO SOLLY I said at the time. But I digress. Get back into your pen this instant, you half baked American feathered turkey lookalike." Wom said to the crazy woodpecker. "How many times must I...............

Jailbait

[Bonny]

How many times must I have forgotten to close that jailbait birds cage door? I should climb into that cage & make that bird.......

worms