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  1. 12-21-2010, 02:27 PM #571
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    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
    No. But my wife does.

    How many women does it take to change a light bulb ???

    NONE


    Why can't men change the light bulb?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonny View Post
    Why can't men change the light bulb?
    Cos it isn't their job !!!

    Why do women waste their time with make-up when they could use the time to attend Light Bulb Changing School ????


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    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
    Cos it isn't their job !!!

    Why do women waste their time with make-up when they could use the time to attend Light Bulb Changing School ????
    It is a mans job to change the light bulbs, because the women need the light to see to be able to put on their make up.


    Why don't the guys understand?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonny View Post
    It is a mans job to change the light bulbs, because the women need the light to see to be able to put on their make up.


    Why don't the guys understand?
    It's a guy thing... I don't understand why guys don't understand!

    What is the weather like on Dec. 21 in the southern hemisphere?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
    What is the weather like on Dec. 21 in the southern hemisphere?
    The 21st Dec 2010 downunder was........snow in the southern alps, strong winds on the east coast, flooding in central Australia, and fine/warm in Armidale

    What was the weather like on 21st Dec in the northern hemisphere ??


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    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
    The 21st Dec 2010 downunder was........snow in the southern alps, strong winds on the east coast, flooding in central Australia, and fine/warm in Armidale

    What was the weather like on 21st Dec in the northern hemisphere ??
    Sunshine, Cloudy, Rain, Freezing Rain, Snow, Sleet, Hail, etc. Dec 21st is shortest day of the year in the northern hemisphere. Darkness in big supply.


    Why does Santa make a list about who is naughty & who is nice?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonny View Post
    Why does Santa make a list about who is naughty & who is nice?
    Because he never used to until he met me.

    Are Santa Claus and Willie Nelson related ????


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    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
    Because he never used to until he met me.

    Are Santa Claus and Willie Nelson related ????
    Yes, thru Willie's grandfathers, mothers, brothers, cousins, sisters, aunts, grandmothers,great great grandmother. I know they are blood brothers for sure. Santa is a blood donor & Willie received a blood transfusion years ago from Santa.


    Wombat, Have you really met Santa?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonny View Post
    Wombat, Have you really met Santa?
    No, but I played around with a Carol once in a pink motel.

    Bonny, given that Santa brings gifts to good people and coal to naughty people. How many tons of coal have you collected so far ????


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  10. 12-23-2010, 06:51 AM #580
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    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
    No, but I played around with a Carol once in a pink motel.

    Bonny, given that Santa brings gifts to good people and coal to naughty people. How many tons of coal have you collected so far ????

    Not a single lump of coal Oh, all right enough to heat our house for the next ten years.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonny View Post
    Not a single lump of coal Oh, all right enough to heat our house for the next ten years.


    Are you Happy Now?
    YES !!!

    Lets continue. So, given the huge amount of coal you have placed yearly under your Xmas tree. How many times have you been naughty in the past ???
    1-10 times ??
    10-1000 times ??
    1000-1000000 times ??
    1000000-a gazillion times ??


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    Now only Santa would know that because he is the one keeping track of it all. I would guess though maybe between 10-1000 times on the lower end of those numbers. The coal has kept our house warm & cozy through the winters.



    Why haven't you received any coal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonny View Post
    Why haven't you received any coal?
    I received a CD of songs sung by Nat King Cole. . .does that count?

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    When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect. Mark Twain
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catherinedana View Post
    I received a CD of songs sung by Nat King Cole. . .does that count?

    (Answer and question in one sentence!)
    By gum that more than counts.


    Does Nat King Cole sing Silent Night on your CD?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonny View Post

    Does Nat King Cole sing Silent Night on your CD?
    He sings it so silently I can't actually hear it. . .

    Will Santa accept Nutriberry bird treats instead of cookies this year?

    When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect. Mark Twain
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