Play The Wrong Game Part 4

[Bonny]

So that they may
1. Select all the man things to listen to.
2. Select all the woman things and file them in the trash can.

Why don't women make real sense ???

Well because they really do make sense, you just have ot Listen more closely to what they are saying & learn their true language.


Why do little children keep asking Why??? to everything?

[wombat2u2004]

Well because they really do make sense, you just have ot Listen more closely to what they are saying & learn their true language.


Why do little children keep asking Why??? to everything?

Little children don't ask their fathers why, because they get sense out of them.
Little children on the other hand, ask their mothers why, because it's quicker to do that than dig for it in the trash can.

Why do hippies smell ???

[Bonny]

Little children don't ask their fathers why, because they get sense out of them.
Little children on the other hand, ask their mothers why, because it's quicker to do that than dig for it in the trash can.

Why do hippies smell ???

Because they eat lots of garlic to stay healthy.



Why do the stars keep on shining?

[wombat2u2004]

Because they eat lots of garlic to stay healthy.



Why do the stars keep on shining?

Because they use Duracell Lithium batteries.

Why is the moon round ????

[cassiesmom]

Because they use Duracell Lithium batteries.

Why is the moon round ????

So the angels can use it for putting practice.

Why do golfers wear shoes with spikes on the soles?

[wombat2u2004]

So the angels can use it for putting practice.

Why do golfers wear shoes with spikes on the soles?

So that the public can differentiate between golfers and gophers.

Why don't crocodiles eat their vegetables ??

[Bonny]

So that the public can differentiate between golfers and gophers.

Why don't crocodiles eat their vegetables ??

because its a crock & their mothers told them to.



Why do horses have socks?

[wombat2u2004]

because its a crock & their mothers told them to.



Why do horses have socks?

So that they can fit comfortably into their horseshoes.

Why do I have to leave right now to pick up my intoxicated daughter ????

[Bonny]

So that they can fit comfortably into their horseshoes.

Why do I have to leave right now to pick up my intoxicated daughter ????

because it is your responsibility you are her good father. (really sorry) and it is safer for her not to drive.



Why do our cows & calfs keep bellowing?

[cassiesmom]

Because they like to sing!

Why do the days get shorter part of the year?

[Bonny]

Because they like to sing!

Why do the days get shorter part of the year?

because the good old sun has decided to move south of the equator for the winter leaving us here to wonder around in the darkness.


Why is the moon made out of cheese?

[wombat2u2004]

because the good old sun has decided to move south of the equator for the winter leaving us here to wonder around in the darkness.


Why is the moon made out of cheese?

So that the NasaRats can chew at it when they want.

Why are dogs bigger than cats ????

[Bonny]

So that the NasaRats can chew at it when they want.

Why are dogs bigger than cats ????

because dogs have to protect cats from mean cat birds.


Why do elephants have trunks?

[cassiesmom]

Elephants have trunks so they don't have to pile everything into the back seat.

Why is it that I put pairs of dirty socks into the washing machine; but when I take the clean laundry out of the dryer, I'm always missing one sock of a pair?! I hate when that happens.

[wombat2u2004]

Elephants have trunks so they don't have to pile everything into the back seat.

Why is it that I put pairs of dirty socks into the washing machine; but when I take the clean laundry out of the dryer, I'm always missing one sock of a pair?! I hate when that happens.

This is a common observation fault. The mind becomes confused when there is a number of socks of different colours, sizes, designs etc etc.
The left part of the brain stores information about the number of coloured socks, the right part stores information about the plain black and white socks, whilst the front part of the brain stores information about the socks with Mickey Mouse or Batman on them. The back part of the brain is usually dead from backhanders received from mothers who accuse you of mixing up the socks.
The simple remedy ??? Don't wash your socks. Just keep wearing them until your pets no longer wish to come near you.

How many socks do you have ??? (Not pairs....single socks.)