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    The Old Indian

    An old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservations,
    smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S.
    Government officials sent to interview him.

    "Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed
    the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological
    advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.
    The Chief nodded in agreement. The Official continued, "Considering all these
    events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?
    The Chief stared at the Government Officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man found this land, Indians were running it." "No
    taxes." "No debt." "Plenty buffalo." "Plenty beaver." "Women did all the
    work." "Medicine man free." "Indian man spent all day hunting and
    fishing." "All night making love." Then Chief leaned back and smiled,
    "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I like this one!!

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    How true should have been left the way it was except for women doing all the work.......... LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackmilliesmom
    How true should have been left the way it was except for women doing all the work.......... LOL
    Me chief Wombat !!! You Josephine squaw, collect firewood....NOW !!!!

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    Me chief Wombat !!! You Josephine squaw, collect firewood....NOW !!!!
    Why, YES, my Lord and Master...just as soon as you kill enough buffalo to get us through the winter!
    "Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catty1
    Why, YES, my Lord and Master...just as soon as you kill enough buffalo to get us through the winter!
    Sorry, thats animal cruelty !!!!! Go pick some berries woman !!!

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    Go pick some berries woman !!!
    I'LL show you some BERRY-PICKING, Buster!
    "Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda

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