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  1. #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by orangemm
    She probably belongs to a union!

    What a hoot!

    Yeah, did you discuss breaks in your work contract? They're both still
    on their morning break.
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    You know what? It must be a California thing.
    Our goal in life should be - to be as good a person as our dog thinks we are.

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    Perhaps they simply need motivation. Did you try catnip bribes? Fancy Feast promises? Luxury office improvements?
    Spoiled child, bad
    Spoiled cat, good

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    They'd made excellent bookends or door stops.....
    "Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda

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    They must have come from the same agency as the one I hired. He only wanted to notify me when faxes came in; he'd run and watch it, then run to tell me. I didn't need that service but he was cute so I kept him on but I reassigned him. Now he lies under my desk lamp to make sure it's warm enough.
    Blessings,
    Mary



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    [QUOTE=Edwina's Secretary]




    Hey Eddie! Is Filing in our contract
    Yours in Whiskers

    I'm not young enough to know everything.

    "The Best Mirror is an Old Friend"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary

    Naw
    Yours in Whiskers

    I'm not young enough to know everything.

    "The Best Mirror is an Old Friend"

    “The secret of what is small is the secret of clear-sightedness; the guarding of what is soft and tender is the secret of strength.”

    • Lao Tzu

  8. #23
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    I think she misread your ad. I heard that she thought the job was for someone experienced in shredding (as in sensitive materials). She read it as experienced in shedding. Quite possibly, though, your new assistant might also have some shredding skills as well. Nevertheless she would probably benefit from a pair of spectacles.

  9. Now look what you guys have done...

    I have a picket line marching around the place!



    Hope you don't mind me borrowing it Randi!

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    That's right you guys!!! Stand the line! If you need union representation for unfair labor practices, you let me know! I'll make sure that the kitties and I are on the next plane to Cali to make sure you are fairly represented!

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    Come to Vermont, Edwina

    Hey Edwina, from the looks of those photos, you are over worked. Come to Vermont and spend time with me, Miley. My buddy brudder Graemer left me here, with all this filing to do. I could use some help.



    I just know you would enjoy the cool evenings here...as well as lots of barns and fields to run around in and hide and find stuff...... I'll send you the plane fare. Eddie won't miss you.

    Ever so fondly,

    Miley girl

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    What a cute pictorial. Good help IS hard to find these days, isn't it??

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    That picket line photo.... LOL!!
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  14. Quote Originally Posted by sasvermont
    Hey Edwina, from the looks of those photos, you are over worked. Come to Vermont and spend time with me, Miley. My buddy brudder Graemer left me here, with all this filing to do. I could use some help.

    I just know you would enjoy the cool evenings here...as well as lots of barns and fields to run around in and hide and find stuff...... I'll send you the plane fare. Eddie won't miss you.

    Ever so fondly,

    Miley girl
    Dear Miley,

    Good heavens girl! You are still working on that filing???? I'll be on the next plane.

    Yours in paper,

    Edwina

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    Sallyanne I only want to warn you. Do you know where your credit card is? Lady Edwina is known to travel first class only.
    Or like this:


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