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  1. 06-07-2007, 03:08 PM #1
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    Hired An Office Assistant

    I have lots of work lately so I hired an office assistant. Her first task is to take care of filing.


    I am not sure she is up to the task...


    Is she leaving already???

    And her backup...

    Worthless!

    It is so hard to hire good help here in SoCal!
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  2. 06-07-2007, 03:16 PM #2
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    That's the problem today- you ask them to file and they leave!
    But she could also chat with her gfs all the time online- so it may be better than this
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  3. 06-07-2007, 03:18 PM #3
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    LOL Office assistant! I think that ypu should fire him.

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  4. 06-07-2007, 03:21 PM #4
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    Filing? No way!

    You should ask them to be cute instead! They would be perfect at that
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    Oh Edwina, there's so much work, you just don't know where to start, do you! Fister would be waiting anciously for the paper to come out of the printer.

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  6. 06-07-2007, 03:44 PM #6
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    What gorgeous assistants! They may not be very helpful, but they sure are CUTIES!
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    Hmm, I was thinking of taking on someone to help with the filing myself. Perhaps they just need a change of scene. What do you think? I could offer them a temporary contract and see whether it works out.
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    Hired an office assistant

    If those were my assistants, I would be too busy petting, playing with and loving on them to get any work done!
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  9. 06-07-2007, 04:46 PM #9
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    Maybe you should ask them if they prefer housework?
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    Filing may not be for her -- but she's got Paper Weight written all over her!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kuhio98
    Filing may not be for her -- but she's got Paper Weight written all over her!
    Oh oh that was so cheeky! How can you speak of the Lady Edwina in that manner?
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    Hired An Office Assistant

    OMG I am still chuckling.. How so cute & sweet..
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    Filing may not be for her -- but she's got Paper Weight written all over her!

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    Juke Joint Joseph says that your assistants are just having a Whiskas Temptation Break.
    After all you dont run a sweat shop are you?
    And we hope that Fancy Feast will be added in thier negotiations.
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    At least they are not at the keyboard, playing the "nip at your fingers" game while you are trying to type like Samantha does. Ever try to type with a kitty trying to nip at your fingers as you use them? (It means it is time to STOP what you are doing and PLAY WITH ME!)

    The file clerk looks like she is on top of things but her back up is just using her own back!!

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  15. 06-07-2007, 06:01 PM #15
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    She probably belongs to a union!

    What a hoot!
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