A turkey baster is someone who says mean things about turkeys!!!Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do dandelions roar?
A turkey baster is someone who says mean things about turkeys!!!Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do dandelions roar?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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People feek safer while sitting on the floor , it beats falling off from the couch, or , falling out of a rocking chair.
Do we "really" learn from our mistakes?![]()
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Goodness Dorothy39, I need get my magnifying glass out to see this.Originally Posted by Dorothy39
*squints*
We never learn from our mistakes because we never make any. You are getting us confused with space aliens. They make tons!!!
What is a paper cut?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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I guess I need to check my spelling before hitting "reply"~ (feek??)![]()
A "paper Cut" is a new catch phrase~ Instead of reading the Newspaper, one simply locates and reads the local Ads that are placed within the fold~ It's a cut above the rest![]()
Can space aliens pick up internet forum frequencies from Earth on their interstellar satillites?![]()
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Yes, space aliens not only pick up internet frequencies, they post on message boards. Where do you think feek came from?Originally Posted by Dorothy39
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Speaking of Space aliens; Are martians really green?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Frankie
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Are Martians really GREEN?We're talking about the inhabitants of the planet Mars , right?
Okay , this is "The Wrong Game"~ Phew~( for a moment I thought I might leak out some intelligent information )
No, Martians are not green , as far as color is concerned.
A real Martian does not value our "Color Wheel"" at all
In my opiniion, I think they are all YELLOW!!!
Can an alien register on this forum?( this is becoming frightful)
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(I'm assuming you mean space aliens?) Of course they can! I don't think nationality or world membership is even requested!!! I'm sure I've met several of them. They sometimes go by the name trolls too!!!Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Does the wolf still bother the 3 little pigs?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Does the wolf still bother the 3 little pigs?
Yes and No~
No: Mr. Wolf has run out of "plans", since huffing and puffing wear him out, and there's a fire at the other end of their chimney!!![]()
Yes: He has since filed a lawsuit against them for suffering personnal injuries!!
Does a Groundhog have four legs ?
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No, Grounhogs have eight legs. You should see the little critters line dance!Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Why do skunks stink?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Because, Skunks can't "smell" each other, sooooo, their attention to daily hygiene isn't a priority!!
What is a Black Hole?![]()
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A black hole is the space in my brain where my memory used to be!
Does a space alien's interstellar satellite pick up info-mercials from late night cable TV?
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
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"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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Indeed they do!!! ( poor things, no Visa~~~~ and the product was right there on their screen , for just 14.99)![]()
Have Aliens recieved signals from "The Late Show" yet?( Starring, Johnny Carson)
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No they do not!!! They are still trying to figure out what our radio waves are all about ( Abbott and Costello~ Whose on First) They"re way behind us folks!!
When an "Alien" does receive a driver's permit, how far do they venture?
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