Boots, the Kat, Visits the Vet...

[Cinder & Smoke]

Hi agin, Ebberbuddie ~ Boots, da Offis Kat, here ~

Kant beliebe I hazint been thrown outta here - yet! Gess I have been a lil better behaved the last kupla dayz - lil less *hollerin* by Dad...
He lemmie pick out a few favorite spotz an arrange em like I wunted - but I'd still like ta have the center spot onna BigDesk .

Weez a lot better orgainzed now - heez leebin my old sandy box here; an I get da Medz first thing affore we leeb da Ranch. Lot less 'stuff' ta haul around... An he dint 'furget' nuffin the last two dayz .

He keepz mumblin I otta lern ta *walk* onna leashy string ~
I getz reel NERBUS when he hookz me up onna stringy - keep thinkin wez goin ta see a Doktor! I layz down - reel FLAT - an dig in wiffa klawz stedda 'walkin' to da kar... Thunk he wuz gonna *bounce* me downna stairz this mornin - so I did get onna feetz an kinder hoppy'd down behind him. Korse then I runnd back UPstairz when he let go... Wound up gettin karried to da kar.

Nite affore last wuz a sirkus gettin outta here - Dawgz went out fur an outie; then my krunch bowl an springy wadder jug left - I figgered sumpin wuz up an got *skarce* hind sum boxez. Dad looked fur a lotta minnitz affore he got hold a my Tail! Last nite he hooked up my stringy while I wuzint lookin - hard to 'scape wiffa stringy hangin offa neck belt!

Made it inta da werk roon wunst taday... Dad popped out an I wuz waitin rite atta door - *Zinnng* - IN I goze! Rite up onna bench an started werkin a lil tub a partz towardz the edge... Too slow - DadsPawz grabbed da tubby an me atta same tyme = NUTZ!

Dunno iffi Iz gonna be here inna Shop next week...
Dad sez he duzint get as much werk dun while hez gotta be KatSittin! And having ta keep the door clozed tween da offis anna werk room is a pain - Dawgz dont like not bein able to Tail aftur Dad. Plus hez wurried bout furgettin ta lock da frunt door -fraid Cinners will *pop* it open or sumbuddie will come in an let me 'scape...

Think mebbee Iz just gonna go back ta bein a HowzeKat guardin da Ranch ~ Let da Big Guyz do da werk atta Shop. I knowe Iz gonna be back at leest wun day next week - Dadz gotta kollekt anudder pee sampul ta take to Dok Mike. So Iz gonna be here that day, fur sure!

Been a lotta Phunn Mee-Oowin wiff y'all the last few weeks ~
Iz purdy sure we kan do it agin...

Till da Next Tyme...

Boots, da Kat sayin Keep *Swisssshin* thoze Tailz!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Boots, I'm glad you are well enough to go back to house sittin' but you must insist that your Dad let you paw us a note now and then. You have lots of fans that want to know how you are and what you are up to. Besides who else will tell the REAL story of what Cinder and Smoke are up to?

[Cinder & Smoke]

Hi, Ebberbuddie ~ Da Offis Kat is Back Agin!

Almos dint make da trip -
Dad furgotz it wuz my *pee*inna*kup* day.

Dad dun hiz chorez (my pillz, filled da krunch bowl, fulff'd da sandy box, an eben kooked me a kuppa Tuna waddur (kuz we had Mac 'n Cheeze 'n TUNA last nite!) (Sorrie Miz Zippy - he *likez* the stuff!)

Sumwhere in allua fussin round, he noticed the *prezunt* I dumped inna hallway ~
a G-I-A-N-T FURR-Ball; covered in brown slymie goo -
rite onna karpet!!

He wuz a lil .
I wuz purdy proud - Furst Wun I eber dumped!
Rather, furst wun he eber FOUND...

All hiz fault ennieway - I hadda wear the durn Lampy-Shade / Funnel thingie fur so long. Kunnit keep da fur kote shinin like I nornally do... Had a munth's worth a kleenin inna tummy all at wunst.
Sure felt gud ta unload it, tho...

He hadda kook up a batch a Oxy-Kleener and mop da pile up an flush it. THAT'z when he membered it wuz pee-test day. NUTZ!

Tossed inna kar wiffa Muttz {HEY - ya furgot my kuppa Tuna waddur!!} Wuzint lissnin...

Dint like the 'rangementz atta Shop...
Tied to da chair wiffa stringy leash;
No sand inna box -
jest a *squeekie* garbich bag an Wun thin sheet a papur;
*I* aint gonna pee in THAT thing!
Least he membered ta toss sum chikun bitz inna waddur kup.

Held out past wun a-klok. Got 6 sqwirtz frumma wadder gun.
Holdin tite at 2 a-klok. Six more sqwirtz inna mouff.
Still holdin at 3... Nudder 6 shotz a wadder.
Four a-klok = NO peez. Nappin INNA pee box.
Four:thurdy - STILL holdin...
I started *gurgglin* on the 4th shot a waddur.
Dad pikz me up an I'z *slosshun* inside.

He kallz Doc Mike'z Offis - they'z gud till 6 a-klok.
NUTZ! I kant wate that long! Gotta PEE!!!

Snuk inna box an dumped a purdy gud-sized puddel.
Dad dint notice till 5:thurdy.
OMG! He *PEE'd!!!

You'd think I made a bottel a wine!
He bagz it up an dashez off to see Doc Mike...
{HEY! Put sum sand inna box - I still gotta pee summore! He nebber lissinz!}

Dad come back liddel while ago -
rubbin hiz pocky-book an sayin "Owch!"
Seemz I STILL gotz sumpin inna Bladdur Tank - white blud cellz anna few pink wunz, too.
PH wuz gud, tho.
Got anudder 2 weekz a biotik pillz; more acid pillz (gonna be on them furever, I gess). Biotik dose is gonna be a pill anna quarter ebery day, this tyme.

Doc figgerz my "FLUDT" Kondishun iz makin sum *grit* thatz aggervatin my tank. I duzint plug-up ennie more kuzza the re-plummin Sir Jury dun on me. Iffin I'z still gotz the fekshun inna tank onna next test - they might havta do a $50 bukz "Kulshure" an try ta figger out whutz growin inna tank...

Dad sez fur a "Free" Kat - I'z startin ta get a lil *spensive*!
SmokeMutt'z happie azza Klam - Long as we keep pourin munnie thru my plummin system - He kant get sent out fur hiz Bum Knee Sir Jury job!

Dad finally put sum sand inna box ~
I wuz innit doin a *pee* affore the dust died down!
WHEEEEW! HO-BOY!
Wuz gettin reddy to find sum offis papurz ta take a leek on!
Memo to Self: Pee inna baggy-box SOONER, next tyme!

And so endz the Advenshurez of Boots, da Part-Tyme Offis Kat, fur dis week.
Mee-Ooow atcha all inna kupla weekz!

/s/ Boots, da Kat

[NoahsMommy]

Boots,
It's not that I enjoy your circumstances, I just LOVE hearing your side of the story!! You are way too cute honey! Glad you are still able to have all that fun! You sure are keeping dad on his toes huh?

Take care sweet boy! I'll be praying the white and pink cells do whatever they should so you get all better.

[AmberLee]

Hey sweet Bootsie boy,

Glad you are feeling better, but so sorry that you aren't completely well yet. Parts of your adventure had me laughing out loud tonight. You might want to be really sweet to your daddy tonight. He's had a TOUGH day with you, honey.

[zippy-kat]

Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke
(Sorrie Miz Zippy - he *likez* the stuff!)

oh yuckers Bootz!
Howz about Mac 'n Cheeze minus the tuna? lol
Or mac 'n cheeze and cod (not together of course) black bass? halibut? that's all the fishes I kin standz!

Sorriez 'boutz da hairballz. Doncha know yer suppose to do 'em in the middle of the night and wake everybody uppiez? That's what the girlz here do!

Tellz yer dad to check out that Pet Medz place (1-800-Pet-Meds?) that they advertise on tv.... Sara's 'fektion pills were cheaper when we ordered from them.

check ya laterz bootzie,
Zippie and Sophie

[lynnestankard]

WAY TO GO BOOTZ!!!!!!

Great big furballz getz 'em ebery time! Gud for youz bootz! Shame youz mizzed dadz shues - better luk nex time!!
Ourz Mum sez evybody xcited 'cos youz did anufer pee - why? We dos 'em all da time. She sed youz gotta fekshun - we fort you'd gotta rid of dat. Haz it cum bak agen? Shucks!! Pur Ol' Youz.
Why is she laffin' agen bootz - we'd fink she'de more wurried about a poorly puscat. An' youz is stil gettin' da tablits shuved down youz froat? WOW - youz us one brave cat bootz

Wot they gonna grow in youz tank - soundz spencive Mum sez.
How aboutz sum Kapnip! That'd be reel kule wuldn't it?!
Mums comin bak - we'ze is off - Bye Bootz.
Head bumpies comin attcha frum Bagel, Dan & Ketchum xxxxxx

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Awww, Boots my boy, you are supposed to be all well. Prayers will continue until you are completely 100% fit. I'm must admit I got a grin out of your side of the story. I will never be able to drink wine again without thinking of you and your adventure. Take care!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Sorry to hear the fekshun is still there, Boots. You sure do have some adventures though, and we sure do love to hear about them. Keep taking your pills so that durn fekshun disappears already, durn thing! Oh, and sounds like that was a real good furball. I'm happy your dad saw it afore he stepped in it - ugh.

Keep up the good work and keep getting better, although I kinda like it when you hafta go to the shop with your dad. Otherwise we don't hear from you too much.

[Freckles]

how about an update on Boots?

[Cinder & Smoke]

OOoppz...

Don't tell Bootsy we hazint been Yappin bout him...
We'll be inna DawgHowze

He'z been doin purdy *Gud*...
Felin *chipper* an doin sum seer-ee-us scamperin round the Howze.

Pee'n nice inna sandy box;
Takin hiz pillz wiff da pill shooter ebery mornin;
Eetin the new Krunchies an *likin* em;
And drinkin hiz waddur reel regalur!

Dunno how the fekshun inna bladdur tank is...?
He'z gonna be here at da Shop next week ~
He'z gotta make a sampul fur Doc Mike ta do a strip on.

We'll prolly all be *drummin our nailz* all day waitin fur him to pee inna plastik lined box - so he'll prolly Mee-Ow atcha on da puter between eppi-sodez of Dad shootin waddur down hiz froat wiffa sqwirt gun. He'll prolly be *slosshin* while he typez!

An TANKZ! fur askin bout the lil KatKid!

/s/ Fur da Boots Kat,

[koxka]

Thank you Frecles for asking...I was wondering if Mr.Boots was doing fine....and thank you Phred for the update.

[lynnestankard]

Thanks for the *uppydate* Smoke and Cinder - glad to hear ol' Boots is doing well. Scampering sounds good!! Tell him we'll all look forward to have him tapping the keys of the 'puter as us,
next time he's in the store.

Lynne

[momoffuzzyfaces]

So glad Boots boy seems to be doing great. Fingers, paws, and tails still crossed hoping he gets a good report from the doc next week. Thanks for the uppydate. Tell Boots we look forward to hearing his side of things next week.

[krazyaboutkatz]

I'm so glad to hear that Boots is doing well. Thanks for the update.