Stickers will one day replace eye balls
what is the root word of xoloitzcuintli?
Stickers will one day replace eye balls
what is the root word of xoloitzcuintli?
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That word would be Pickles.
Why is the grass green?
Grass isn't green ! It's purple. Duh !
What type of dog invented indoor plumbing?
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A Dogfish.lol
Why are there babies on the moon?
Because the martians thought they were interesting.
Why do ppl use sarcasm if it's so dangerous?
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they were bred to travel in tiny purses !
what are cocker spaniels?
ooops sorry about that my comp frze on the dane ? and just now posted![]()
Cocker Spaniels are Spaniels that are Cocker.
Who is Kenny Chesney?![]()
"To err is human; to forgive, canine."
-Anonymous
he is bachs brother noted for his piano concertos
what are soap bubbles made of?
Unicorns!
What is a page?
Pages are many-layered complex things made up of mostly lumpy, blue corn.
why dont dogs get 9 lives too?
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Because the person who came up with "Cats have 9 lives" thought dongs were smelly.
Whats a toe?
"Old dogs are like old shoes: they are comfortable. They may be a bit
out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well."
NEW ADDITION: 6 lovely Rhode Island Reds!
a toe is the thing my dog bites when she's nervous.
what do you call it when a dog is listening to rap on an MP3?
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Strangers in paradise.
What is the best thing about a swimming pool?
"Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda
The best thing about a swimmimg pool is when someone you dislike is swimmimg and your dog jumps in on them and splashes them and gets them all hairy right before an important buisness opertunity. ( i know im evil-minded )
What kind of dog needs a hair elastic?
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