Animal loving gone too far?

[Lady's Human]

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/03/26/...unk/index.html


(CNN) -- A Pennsylvania man attempted to resuscitate "a road-killed opossum," state police say.

But this was one possum who wasn't playing possum -- the ugly creature remained dead.

Troopers responding to the scene in Oliver Township on Thursday determined that Donald J. Wolfe, 55, of Brookville, was drunk, according to the police report.

Several witnesses observed Wolfe's failed resurrection of the flattened marsupial, police said. It was not immediately clear how he endeavored to restore the possum's life.

The arresting officer in the incident was unavailable for comment Friday. Attempts to reach Wolfe were also unsuccessful.

Wolfe will be charged with one charge of public drunkenness, police said.

[wombat2u2004]

Was he giving it mouth to mouth resuscitation ???

[RICHARD]

I poked my dead possum with a stick, then tossed him.

It was too early in the morning to be drunk?

[Catherinedana]

I poked my dead possum with a stick

You are something else, dude.

[king2005]

lol I read that on Fark a couple days ago

[RICHARD]

You are something else, dude.

This, from a woman who adopts baby guitars?

[wombat2u2004]

This, from a woman who adopts baby guitars?

She uses them to poke dead possums with....and then jumps backwards with a yell in F# dim.

[Twisterdog]

Hmmm .... poking a dead possum ....

Would that be considered beastiality or necrophila?

[RICHARD]

Hmmm .... poking a dead possum ....

Would that be considered beastiality or necrophila?

I'd think both?