Does your dog own you?

[sumbirdy]

See how many of these statements apply to you and your dog.

• If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog
• You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids
• You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog.
• You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone.
• You can't fully enjoy yourself without your dog.
• No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your dog(s).
• You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself.
• You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips, even when you know where his lips have been.
• You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every dog in the neighborhood. You know their names.
• You let the neighbor dog sleep over.
• You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.
• Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.
• When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.
• You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.
• You talk to your dog when you are driving. He answers.
• Your dog taught you to fetch and roll over.

I thought that this was really cute. A lot of this applies to me.

[borzoimom]

You whole fireplace mantel has ribbons on your dogs and pictures but not your kids.. Like this..

[sumbirdy]

lol

[areias]

Those are very true! Except this one...

You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips, even when you know where his lips have been.

I don't kiss any animal on the lips! I've seen the things they've tasted.

Another one: you refuse to cuddle with your SO, and instead curl up with your dogs.

[IRescue452]

I sit on the floor if the dog or cat get the chair first

[GreyhoundGirl]

• Nope
• If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog
  I don't have a wallet, put I've got 7 photos of Jen in my locker and NONE of anyone else
• You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids
  All the time
• You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog.
  Don't talk on the phone much more than Grammie at christmas And Grama always insists of talking to Jen first. We are carved from the same wood.
• You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone.
  Who can?
• You can't fully enjoy yourself without your dog.
  Jenny can't sleep with me (not my choice )
• No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your dog(s).
  Her butt isn't THAT dirty....
• You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips, even when you know where his lips have been.
  Yup, but I often don't know their owners names... You're Scout's owner, right?
• You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every dog in the neighborhood. You know their names.
  Once.
• You let the neighbor dog sleep over.
  I haven't met one.
• You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.
  Don't pay rent.
• Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.
  As always.
• When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.
  She isn't allowed on the chair either. But I would if she did.
• You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.
  When I'm *passergering.
• You talk to your dog when you are driving. He answers.

Hmmm. Sorry, I guess I put the answeres before the questions.

[lwds]

When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.

I think this is the only thing that applies to me the most.

You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself.

I count my show clothes going to the dogs (and I spend more $$ on that than any other type of clothing).

[borzoimom]

I buy sweats at walmart for me to wear around the house, and have suits to show - THE DOGS!! lollllllllllllllllllll

[BETH ROBBINS]

I kiss my cow on a daily basis, lips, nose, almost where ever. I find it much more enjoyable to kissing my husbands lips,nose, whatever!

[Chilli]

Only six or so apply to me...
Though I still treat my boy like the king he is.

[elizabethann]

I kiss my cow on a daily basis, lips, nose, almost where ever. I find it much more enjoyable to kissing my husbands lips,nose, whatever!

LOL.