We went to a brunch at one of the other neighbors today. The HAG was there. It took a couple glasses of wine and my husbands prior threats for me to be nice. I waltzed up and kindly said around several neighbors. "Oh, my gosh, the strangest thing happened! Here we were, just talking about the dogs the other day...and they disappeared. " so on and so on....Everyone standing there were like "Oh my! That's impossible for the dogs to make it that far in one night!" "...Someone had to have taken them..." "What horrible rotten person would do that?" "Your dogs are so wonderful, they must have wanted them as pets..." I just smiled and let the whole neighborhood talk about who must be evil enough to steal my dogs. I smiled sweetly at hag and said "I don't know, what do you think?" She was all flustered, and was like "I don't know, I'll be right back." It felt nice.
But here's the good part! Her husband said they are putting their house on the market.I was like oh, yes! This is a great time to sell! YAY!!!!!!!
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