Dear Phred...

[Edwina's Secretary]

Not to mention this guy

wiggles frantically in sympathy.

with a clam.

So can't you just picture the clam "on the couch"........"Dr. Nilsbokken, I'm so depressed. I constantly feel battered. I'm so lonely. None of the other clams want to be with me. Is it because I'm so smelly? Tell me the truth, doc!"

[Logan]

LOL!!!! LOL!!!! I can't tell you guys how hard I have been laughing this morning!!!! (Thank you very much, Randi!!!) I'm sure the guy who was here to do my termite inspection thought I was nuts........he was under the house and I was up here just laughing my fool head off. He probably thinks I'm looney and dangerous, so he gave me a good report!!!!!

[gini]

Oh Logan, you are going to turn this into a termite thread!!

A few years ago, a client had a major brochure printed and then they were shrink wrapped for shipping. When they reached the ultimate destination we immediately had a complaint! There were termites shrink wrapped in the brochures. The printing firm raced to make things right and soon everyone was happy.

My job was to send the final printing bill payment. I just couldn't resist - because all of us had been working together for years and it was a good relationship - I found a picture of termites on the internet - copied it many times, cut them out and included them with the check.

When he opened the envelope, all of these "termites" fell out too.

[lbaker]

........that's mitey clever (sorry, couldn't resist )

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by gini
Oh Logan, you are going to turn this into a termite thread!!

My job was to send the final printing bill payment. I just couldn't resist - because all of us had been working together for years and it was a good relationship - I found a picture of termites on the internet - copied it many times, cut them out and included them with the check.

When he opened the envelope, all of these "termites" fell out too.

Bet that really bugged him, huh?

[lynnestankard]

Originally posted by Logan
........ He probably thinks I'm looney and dangerous, so he gave me a good report!!!!!

Way to go Logan - Good report off the termite man!!!!!!!!!

Lynne

[Randi]

Originally posted by Logan
LOL!!!! LOL!!!! I can't tell you guys how hard I have been laughing!!!!

Me too!!! - and it's SO healthy!

Originally posted by Logan
I'm sure the guy who was here to do my termite inspection thought I was nuts........he was under the house and I was up here just laughing my fool head off. He probably thinks I'm looney and dangerous, so he gave me a good report!!!!!

OMG, I can picture it!!!


Logan, I hope you got a good report - or else I'll send Fister over to inspect!

Gini! I just love it!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

LOL You guys are too much, but this is just what I needed after a rough week at work.

However, I think I'm just going to have to flea this thread so I do gnat bust a gut from laughing so hard!

[Cinder & Smoke]

Hey Ebberbuddie ~

Youze guyz member da Bukit a KLAMZ we got sittin *shivvurin* in der Jug inna fridge??!
Dad sez iffin we duzint find a new howze fur dem purdy soon - der gonna turn REELEE GREEN!

We had our boarder collie bud, Miz Cali, stayin wiff us last week (her folkz outta towne). Dad wuz playin smatree-@ss an thunk he'd unload da Klamz into her tummie kuz she's alluz hungree...

So he fixziz up a lil kuppa Klam Chowdur inna kitchin an kallz "Hey Cali, cummere - got sumpin fur ya!" We checked an knew whut it wuz; Cali goez flyin inna kitchin an jamz her big schnozz rite inna kup !

*Ka-SNEEZE-A-ROO*!!
Blew Klam Sauce 'n Gutz ALL Ober da kabinetz!
Dad sez NUTZ! (well, thass not quite whut he sed ) and started moppin uppa mess!

Cali runn'd back out inna livin room an started wipin her mouff onna rug! She kept axkin "Whut WUZ that stuff??? Woorser than Ded Phissh!!"

Dad'z wunderin iffin da Horseys, out back atta horsey farm, might like a New Taste wiffa hay?

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke
Hey Ebberbuddie ~
Dad'z wunderin iffin da Horseys, out back atta horsey farm, might like a New Taste wiffa hay?

Don't know about dem horseys, C & S, but you might suggest to your dad that dem klams might make good fertilizer for any flowers he might have outside. Might want to dilute it a bit though, wouldn't want klam overkill or anything.

Oh, and this is just a suggestion before the bottle turns green and walks out of the refrigerator itself. I've never used klams as fertilizer before. Can't sayz I've ever even dreamed of buying any klam juice. Not much a fan of clams I am.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

LOL!!! Oh, my!! I haven't laughted so hard in a long time!!! I think I would give that clam juice the old burial at sea like Dad used to do to our dead fish. The old toilet flush thing. Good luck! You could write a book -
The Clam that Stayed Forever!!!

[gini]

Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom


dem klams might make good fertilizer for any flowers he might have outside. Might want to dilute it a bit though, wouldn't want klam overkill or anything.

Yeah, but I bet the flowers would NEBBER open

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by gini

Yeah, but I bet the flowers would NEBBER open

If they did; what in the world would they look like? Sea grass?

[AmberLee]

Originally posted by gini
Yeah, but I bet the flowers would NEBBER open

I must be having an over literal night, but considering what usually fertilizes flowers, it seems hard to imagine that clams would faze them...

[Cinder & Smoke]

Flowers...???

Is that a fancee name fur Big Weedz??

If so - they duzint seem ta need any speshul fertalizer -
seem ta grow jest fine in our yard!