A Plea for HELP!!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Yipee! A new Bowsie uppie date!

I'm glad to hear he has developed a taste for karrutz and UnYin dip. Got to be one of the gang, you know?

[Cinder & Smoke]

Bouwzur here ...

I'z got da "minority opinyun" - so dey sed I hadda type it myself ...

"Bus Trip" sed da Bus Driver ... so ebberbuddie (cept da KAT) Loaded Up.

Where we Goin??
"Dunno ... but da AC inna Bus feels GUD!"

Trip lasted long enuff fur me ta get REEL comfey an sound asleep
onna back seat...

"*Yippity*-*Yappity*" frum da udder two ...

WHAT'Z WRONG???

"Don'cha know where we iz??
Dis iz da road to da Swimmin Hole atta BigLake!"

Oh JOY, Oh Rapture!! - Wake me up when ya get back!

"Ebberbuddie OUT" sed da Bus Driver.

NUTZ! sed I ...
We all marched out on whut da Bus Driver called da "Dock" ...
Wadder onna Left, Wadder onna Rite ...

I gotz tied to a post onna "dock" ---
Dumb & Dummer pulled da BD out to da end an started *Danzin*
around like dey had ANTZ inna pantz ...

"OK ~ JUMP!" sed da Bus Driver ...

*SPLISH* ~ *SPLOOSH* an doze Dummiez jest <LEEP'D>
rite offa dock inna Wadder!! ... GUD Grief!!

An dey kept <DOIN> it!! - Klimb out; <shake> off, <RUN> back to
de end of da dock; <*SPLISH*> ~ <*SPLOOSH*> ...
Musta dun it a duzin tymez ...

Uttt-Oooooh ... I got da Long Ropey an Dumb & Dummer got da post ...
Diss duzzint look gud ...

"C-mone, Bowz - YUR Turn!"

HEY - da Bus is da udder way ...
He dint seem ta be <lissnin> ...

I <dug in> about half way to da end ...

"OK - we'll start here ...
Reddie??
*JUMP*!"

Dat lookz WET down dere!
HEY! ~ Yur <<PUSHIN>>!

OMG! ~ **SPLOOSH**

*GASP* ~ It's a gud thing I <FLOAT>!!
I turned onna 4-Paw Drive an paddled like KRAZIE till I touched bottom
onna ramp ... WHEEEEEEW! ~ Made IT! ~ <Shakety-SHAKE>!

GUD BOY!! ~ Ya *Swin* like a PHISH!!

Great! - I feel like a Drowned RAT!
I dun about 6 "lapz" - wiffa lil <PUSH> ta get started each tyme...

Luckie fur me, DUMMER (SmokeMutt) got all *flustered* at bein
stuck onna dock, an he <jumped in> onna SHORT ropey ...
Kuldint <go> nowhere, so da BD hadda let him loose ta *swim in*...

We switched off an doze two did summore <jumpin> an <swimmin>
whilst I took a "breather" onna dock.

Few more "lapz" fur dem anna Bus Driver figgered we'd all had enuff -
so we took a lil hike ta <dripp-off> an headed back to da Ranch.

KAT tooka *sniff* an sed *PHEWWW*! ~ we all smelt like "Ded Phish*!

Dunno bout dis "Swimmin" stuff -
seems like a lotta *werk* ta jest *Kool- Off*!

/s/ da STILL-Damp Bouwzur

[lbaker]

Oh Bowz, come steady 90 degrees and huuuumid air you will learn to take advantage of your BD and Dumb & Dummers' aquatic endeavors, trust me on this one

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by lbaker
Oh Bowz, come steady 90 degrees and huuuumid air you will learn to take advantage of your BD and Dumb & Dummers' aquatic endeavors, trust me on this one

I have to agree with this, bowzie. Nothing like a cool swimmin hole on a hot, humid day!!!!

Tons more fun than the ice skating done in the winter!

[4 Dog Mother]

There's a few dogs on your side at this place, Bowser. None of mine are swimmers! They would think Smokey and Cinder were as nutty as fruit cakes jumping in the water on purpose!

[Cincy'sMom]

Bowser, Sadie and Cincy are quite jealous...they got to stand around int he kiddie pool at home (well, Sadie lays down and enjoys the water!). Spot is our dry-land boy. He definately does not like to swim!!!

[Corinna]

You have 2 more here Newfies who don't swim . They wade around on their pool and drink thats all.

[k9krazee]

Awww!! Bowser, its really not that bad!!!! My 5 aren't too impressed with the water thing either...

[Rachel]

Hey Bowser, I see you got yourself computer access. Way to go!
It must be a bit tough trying to live up to the standards of those athletic types like Cinder and Smoke. I guess hunting is more your thing, huh? Somehow doesn't seem like the head honcho appreciates those activities on your part. Well, anyway I'm glad to hear that you did your part in going along with the game plan on the recent outing.

I hope this weekend will find you having some special activities as well. Keep your eyes pealed for a Dairy Queen and make a special request for da bus to pull in there. Tell the bus driver you know someone who will glady reimburse for treats all around.

[shais_mom]

Didcha ya'll see Bowser has COMPANY for the weekend???
http://PetoftheDay.com/talk/showthre...3&goto=newpost

[Corinna]

How did the week end guest go?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Any chance of a Bowser update?
How is his summer going?
Does he like to swim yet?
Does he still sneak off to hunt?
Inquiring minds (well mine anyway) want to know!

[Cinder & Smoke]

Bowser Here ~

Sorrie we'z been a lil "lax" onna new Tails ...
but wiffa Bark Park Tripz, werkin, Fiur Stuff, makin dis new puter
werk rite (a werk-in-progress - NOT goin well), an keepin up wiffa
"daily newz" - hardlee a minnit ta Tell-a-Tail!

An we'z got (an had) KUMPANIE Agin!
Unka Pat & Miz Joan are onna lil trippy - so we'z Horse & Kat ("BC")
sittin twicet a day at their ranch; an we gotz Cali Dawg sleepin ober
wiff us at Our Ranch! NICE ta have sumbuddie MY size around
b'sidez da KAT!
An Cali brung her Big Neff-phew - Zig Dawg along on Munday!
They're frequint flyerz here - kinda like Fambily - an we go ta Their Place
iffin da Butler skipz towne wiffout takin us along.

Zig's Mom (Miz Joan's Dawter) took a lil Vakashun wiff her Sister -
so Zig was wifffa GranFolkz when THEY skipped towne -
so we had Cali AN Ziggy Munday nite ...
Kinda "chummie" inna bunkroom last nite!
Boots Kat "skipped" sleepin onna BigBed headboard shelf!

Zig's Mom kalled this morning - back in towne an ONNA Way to
klaim her Kid! She met us at P&J's Place fur da re-union.
Ziggy wuz purdy HAPPIE ta see Mom agin!

Ya axked about da *Swimmin* ...

Yeah ... I'z been *swimmin* ... ... not totally MY choice, tho.

I tooka "pass" when we went Dawg Park Hoppin - da Bus Driver / Butler
had his phunn tossin lil Heidi inna River on THAT trip - I gave
da "sad-eyes" thing an dint get tossed in that day.

Different Tail the last few Bus Tripz wiff jest Cinner & SmokeMutt ...
THEY go swimmin - an *I* go swimmin!!

We did a *swim* on Sunday - off ta West Branch State Park ...
Scene uvva FURST Swim fur me earlier inna year - pikshures have
been posted of THAT!

I rekonized da place az soon az Cinner & Smoke started *YAPPIN*
onna way in ... "Kan I wait inna Bus?"

I waited onn DRY end uvva floatin dockz whislt da Dummiez did their
"thing" *Splisshin* & *Splooshin* ... THUNK I wuz gonna Stay Dry.

Not Ta Be ... they gotz "tiurd" so da Bus Drive gib em a brake in my
DRY spot an I thunk we wuz goin onna walkie ...
Yep - "walkie" out onna DOCK!

OMG!! Hey - yur *PUSHIN*!!
**SPLOOSH**
*GASP*
C-mone 4-Paw Drive!!

DID feel kinda gud, tho! - LOT kooler aftur da *Dip*!
By da 4th or 5th *Dip* - I onlee need a lil *shuv* ta get goin ...
then it wuz a BIG *LEAP* an I wuz IN!

Kuppla Boaterz started *cheerin* onna last kupla "dives" -
they sed it looked like I almost "liked" it ...
LOOKZ kan be deceeving!

Then tuday, after we sed G-Bye ta Zig ...
Bus Diver asks C&S iffin they wanted ta *swim*??
Dumm Question ...

Lake Milton, here we come!
Cali an I waited atta pik-nik tabul whilst Dum & Dummer tried
ta drown themselvez ...

Hey - make Cali go!
She's gotta bad heart?? Iz dad a gud exkuze??

Must be - SHE stayed dry an *I* gotta *shuv* offa dock!

It'z reallie not so bad, wunst ya get IN ...
but dat 2-foot DROP to da Wet Stuff iz a bit *scarey* when ya
kant SEE so gud!
I jest gave up ... whenna BD sed *JUMP* an gib da Big *SHUV* -
I jest do a BIG *LEAP* an hope I land soft!

Soon azza Feetz get wet, tyme ta KLOZE yur *yapper* an tilt yur hed
back a bit - keepx da Noze Holes outta da wadder!
Then kick inna 4-Paw Drive an *paddel in* ~ piece-a-kake!
SUMMday I mite eben start ta "enjoy it"!

HUNTIN??

Ya-Knowe ... since I diskovered TREETZ an finally figgered out I
getz a TREET iffin I show up atta frunt door ...
Heck - it'z been a kuppla MUNTHZ since I went onna Huntin Trip!
LOT less *hollerin* an *Nawtee Wurdz* inna Hood theeze daze!

An it'z been a kuppla Munthz since I got *tied* onna Frunt Porch Tether
Line fur a aftur-dark outie ... mattur-a-fakt ...
Ole Gud Gurl CINNERz *missed* a few re-kallz a few weekz ago ~
SHE went Kritter-Chazin an showed up REEL Late wun nite - - -
so SHE gotz da Tie-Up Line fur a few nitez!

SmokeMutt??
Hiz "Halo" is so **brite** itz "blindin"!
Da Butler Guy tellz ebberbuddie dat Smoke's da Gud Child inna Fambily!

Life Iz Gud!!

/s/ Bowser

[lbaker]

What a busy summer you all have had! My goodness.. sounds like things are progressing well with your swimming efforts Bowsie, gud wurk. I'm sure you will remember this summer fondly when those cold winter nights creep in.

[Corinna]

Oh Bowser so good to hear from you. I can identify with the swimming stuff, I don't do it either hubby still trys to teach me.
Glad to hear the country hunts are no fun anymore.