A Plea for HELP!!

[Logan]

Too cute!!!!

[Cinder & Smoke]

Dey say a "Pixshure iz worth a Thouzand Wunds" -
dis wun took a few more than a Thouzand ta "produce"!



Firstly, Dad wuz feelin a "bit poorley" (*koffin* & *hackin*
wiffa Noze <runnin> like a fawcitt, an feelin kinda "week") -
so he prolly wuzzint inna best of moodz.
Then we hadda "fix" da kobby-webz an dustie/furr-bunniez
which took a while an mosta Dad'z fadin "energy".

OK... "CAST CALL!"
"GET *IN* Here - NOW!
ON da bed - NOW!!"

"Luvlee" Bedside manner, Dad!
Us 3 Big-Unz got up no sweat... da 2 LIL wunz needed a "boost" -
which uppyset da 3 Big-Unz an resulted in us jumpin OFF!
Datz bout wen he started <klippin> 2 an 3-way Y-Thingies on!

So we had a Dawg Toss fur a lil while till Dad had us all
"arranged" like he wanted.

"Now *SMILE*, dang-it! Ears UP!!
Oh, NUTZ!!! ... Where's the *@!#$&#@* CAMERA!??"

Yur askin US where YUR Kamera iz??

Whilst Dad wuz off <findin> da kamera,
da "Kast" quicklee <exited> da Big Bed!!

"Get back UP there!! - NOW!!"

Anudder 2-3 minnitz of Dawg Tossin wuz required to
return da "Kast" to their propur locations.

Whut say, Ziggy?
Yeah, he getz a lil <grumpy> when he'z not feelin too gud.
Try ta play along wiffa programme.

*SMILE*, dang-it!!
<Aim> <klick> <*FLASH*>

An about den da Poor, Dumm, KAT wandered inna bunk room...
"HI, Guyz! What'cha ALL doin onna BigBed??"

Ya prolly DONT wanna know, Bootsy!
Dad <leapz> inna Acktshun!!

<SLAM> goze da bunk room door!
Dad <GRABZ> da poor Kat!
<SNAPPIE> goze da lil Kat Rope onna kat's Neck-Belt!
sed da Kat!!

Somewhere tween da Kat bein passed over da heads of us FIVE Dawgs
an him gettin Tossed into da WAY TOO SMALL *space* tween
SmokeMutt an me - da Kat managed a tripple-reverse-overhead *FLIP*
an escaped unner da BigBed.

Then whilst Dad wus <draggin> him out - da rest a uz <bailed> offa
da bed an headed fur da (clozed) door!

MORE Dawg Tossin an we wuz reddy fur da Kat.
NEBBER heard such **nastee** SQUAWLKIN outta wun Kat affore!!

Not sure WHUT he wuz "sayin" - but hiz Tone of Voice dint
leave much to da imagination!

Anudder "attempt" ta <squeeze> him in tween Smokey an me wuz
<folid> by hiz WIDELY Outstreached Armz an <flashin> KLAWZ!

Dad wuz lookin both "TIURD an Wurried" bout WHUT da do wiffa
MAD 20 pound Kat hangin onna handpaw over da headz of FIVE
very nerbus dawgz - when he <spotted> a lil spot next ta
poor Zig onna end.

<PLOP> goze da Kat onna spot next to Zig...
<GASP> goze da Kat...
BIGGER <GASP> sez Ziggy!!!

"HOLD IT!!
*SMILE*
Ears UP!!
Everyone FREEZE"
<Aim> <klick> <*FLASH*>

We let him get a kupple "keeperz" affor we started *fussin*.
Poor Zig wuz inna Kold Sweat when we gotz dun.
He sed later he alluz thunk Unka Pat's BC Kat wuz a *fiesty* kritter;
but Boots gives new meanin to WILD-Kat!

We'z gonna miss doze guyz -
Zig's Momma Leslie kalled Wednesday nite an sed dey gotz back
even wiffa snow - an "She wanted Her Baby BACK!"
We ALL went up ta Unka Pat's Place inna Bus...

Zig sed "HEY - dat's my MOM'z Kar inna driveway!!"
He wuz a reelee HAPPIE KAMPUR when he ran uppa cellar steps
an found hiz MOM inna kitchen!!

Poor Kat'z been walkin round jest <*shakin*> hiz head an <*mumblin*>
"Cinder, den SmokeMutt...
Now Bowzer, da "Guest" ...
Then Cali ...
an dat big Lummix ZIG!!
WHUT did I do ta deserve all dis!!??


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[delidog]

What A Pic!!!!

How Precious is that?????


Phred,You get the award for The MOST Perfect Picture!!!!

[Rachel]

Special thanks to Boots for going above and beyond the expectations any Kat should have to contribute. Poor Dad, didn't know we were going to propel him into the role of Cecil B. dePhred when he should have been the one in the bed (sick bed, that is). The pictures are delightful but knowing the *rest of the story* was a hoot. We do feel a bit for having generated the need for the imprompto "fixing of" da kobby-webz an dustie/furr-bunniez. Shoot a few more critters in the pictures wouldn't have made a bit of difference.

[auggie]

What a great rescue story! That Bowser is such a cutie!
The “five dogs and one cat” picture is most adorable.
I take it that no dogs were harmed by the cat during this photo shot?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHRED!

[Cinder & Smoke]

Originally posted by auggie

I take it that no dogs were harmed by the cat
during this photo shoot?

You are quite korrekt - NO Dawgz -or- Katz wuz Harmed ~
udder dan sum Mental Anquish

We fink da Kat wuz jest Sooo *AMAZED* dat Dad wuld
eben konsider parkin him dat kloze to a "strange" DAWG -
he dint know WHUT ta do!


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[Vermontcat]

Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke
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This one is about the "Best We Could Do"...

*Wun* KAT and *FIVE* DAWGZ onna BigBed!!

I am so amazed and impressed with this photo Phred that it gives me an idea for a new thread.
Stay tuned to the General Forum to see what it is.

I hope Boots got a lotta catnip for cooperating with you and the dawgz!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

DAWG TOSSIN: A new Olympic event????

[Corinna]

3 days and no Bowzer stories

[Dixieland Dancer]

I loved that story on how the picture was taken! You should win some kind of prize for it, Phred!! I hope your feeling better and more stories and pictures will be soon arriving at my favorite thread! I admit... I'm kind of addicted to the stories now.

[Rachel]

Originally posted by Dixieland Dancer
I I hope your feeling better and more stories and pictures will be soon arriving at my favorite thread! I admit... I'm kind of addicted to the stories now.

Aren't we all, although the talk about finding Bowser a forever home has been strangely absent. Is there any behind the scenes searching going on or has Bowser wormed his way too deeply into someone's heart and bed?

[gini]

Originally posted by Rachel
Aren't we all, although the talk about finding Bowser a forever home has been strangely absent. Is there any behind the scenes searching going on or has Bowser wormed his way too deeply into someone's heart and bed?

shhhh.......don't ask!!

[slick]

Hey Phred...it's been a few days. Got any more Pup Tails to tell us?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

sigh!
Sure could use a doggie (and/or) cat tale!
I think I'm going to pine clear away!!

[Corinna]

Maybe too many fires for our favorite fireman.