A Plea for HELP!!

**gini** · 02-24-2005, 03:14 PM

Awww, Slick, you ruined everything

It was kinda fun watching Cinder try to edduKate Phred.

**slick** · 02-24-2005, 03:39 PM

Originally posted by gini
Awww, Slick, you ruined everything

It was kinda fun watching Cinder try to edduKate Phred.

The phunny thing is my friend makes those for the Humane Society to sell and I've bought and given away many of them and NO ONE can figure it out.

Someone actually started using it as oven mitts.

**Cinder & Smoke** · 02-24-2005, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by slick

They are "paw wipers".
When the puppers come in with muddy paws,
Phred puts one hand in each side and wipes each paw clean.
Get it??

I've bought and given away many of them and
NO ONE can figure it out.

Dad figgered it rite out and "tried it out";
but then he tell'd US dat WE hadda wear em an
"do each udder" when we kame in!

But NOW we know "who" ta "Thank" fur da NEET Gift ~ soooo
THANKS, Slick!!

.

**slick** · 02-24-2005, 10:48 PM

You're welcome. Did I menshun that it's machine washable????? There's other "stuff" in there from me but you'll have ta figure it out fur yourselfff.

**schteve_d** · 02-25-2005, 12:03 AM

I had been checking in this thread now and then, but only tonight committed to sitting down and reading the WHOLE thing as I came into it a little late, so it's only fair to comment now. What a great story! "Phred" is of course the main hero, and you deserve many thanks over, but many more of you should be proud. I had nothing whatsoever to do with this rescue, but I must say as a fairly new "joinee" that I am even happier now than I was to have joined such a great group of people (on Pet Talk). Kudos to everyone even remotely involved, and especially you "Phred"!

**Cinder & Smoke** · 02-25-2005, 12:08 AM

Where'z we goin, Dad?
PetzMart??
We wuz jest there kuple daze ago! - Ya furget sumpin, Dad?

HI, Missy!! ~ We kame ta say 'Hellow!'
Hey - why ya takin Bowz's an my bamdannaz off?
HEY, DAD ~ she's takin our kollarz off, too.

Where we "goin", Missy??
DAAAAAAAAD... are YOU kommin, too???

I dunno Bowz - lookz like were headed fur da Warsh Rack...
She's <stuffin> me in a lil Jail Cell!

HI, Bowser... MY name's Aimee and I'm going to be your BATHER today!

Uhhh-Ooooh - HOLD yur Breath, Bowz!!
<splish> <splash> - He'z Takin a Baff!

HI, Cinder... MY name's Missy and I'm going to be YOUR BATHER today!

There'z been a TERRIBUL Mistake, Miz Missy -
I dont NEED a baff!
Awwww, NUTZ!! <splish> <splash> an *I'z* Takin a Baff!

Gowsh, Miz Missy - youze All WET! (Sorrie bout dat!)
"JET DRIER" - Whutz DAT!??
GUD GRIEF - Itz a TORNADO Blowin outta dat hoze!
LOOKit da waddur an FURR Flyin round!!

I dont WANNA be inna "blower box" next to Bowz -
I WANT MY DAD!!
Iz gonna <HOWL>!! <*WHIIIIIINE*> <*WHIMPER*>

NUTZ! - Dey all LEFT us inna blower boxez!
No senze <whinin> ennie more - NUNbuddie'z lissnin!
<*POUT*>

Where'z Missy!??
Dint she TELL ya, Miz Aimee?
I dont LIKE ta have my nailz <klipp'd>!!

NUTZ!! - SHE dont take no KRAP either - jest like Dad!
Purdy STRONG, too, fur jest bein a 'LIL' Gurl!
Yeah, jest *brush* away... yur prolly gonna do it no matter WHUT I say.

I'z DUN?? ~ Gud! ~ I'll jest go <roam> inna store...
<*SLAM*>
NUTZ!! Gonna be hard <roamin> inside dis lil Jail Cell.
I'z gonna <whine> summore! ~ <*WHIIIIIINE*>

You finally "DRY" Bowz?
Ohhhh, GUD GRIEF!!! - LOOKit da FURR she'z pullin offa you, Bowz!!
Youze goona be **NEEKID** inna minnit!!

Yeah, da <KLIP> iz parta da "deal", Bowz.
Jest <stand still> - she'z prudy gud wiffa skizzorz!

<*SNIFF*>
<*SNIFF*>

Yeah, we BOFF smell like we jest kame outta da Beautie Shoppe, Bowz!
SmokeMutt will be <laffin> allua way home!
How Come HE dint get da "Treatment"??
Kuz Dad sez he dont "Show da DURT" an have az much "FUZZ" az WE do!

Latur, atta Ranch...
"Oh Smokey Boy - c'mere!"
<*BRUSH*> <*de-SHEDD*> <*BRUSH*> <*BRUSH*> <*FLUFF*>
<KLIP><KLIP><KLIPPITY- >>*SKREEME*<< >>*HOWL*<<
-KLIP><KLIP> >>*WAIL*<<
"Oh be QUIET!! *THEY* didn't "screeme" when they got
THEIR nails <chopped>!!"

Wellllll...
Guess we'z ALL reddie fur da big Bus Trip to da MUTT Show!!
TOO-LEE-DO, Here we Come!!

PS:
Da Bowz looked "Pretty Good" after his FIRST Total Makeover...

But ya otta "See Him NOW"!! ~ WOW!!!
*SOFT* ~ *FLUFFIE* ~ and a LOT less *FURR* all around!

..

**lbaker** · 02-25-2005, 06:32 AM

See him now? See him NOW? Well Phred... let's "see him NOW". Hold on Toe-Lee-Do.. you ain't seen nuffin yet

**Karen** · 02-25-2005, 07:23 AM

Pictures pf the spiffified pups?

**Dixieland Dancer** · 02-25-2005, 07:57 AM

See him now... and NO PICTURES! Phred, your killin us. You know we LOVE pictures! Please send pictures of the spiffy looking kids.

**anna_66** · 02-25-2005, 08:57 AM

Ohh they all sound so nice and purty. Can't wait to see them tomorrow!
Mine are getting the workover today

**RobiLee** · 02-25-2005, 09:06 AM

Ohhh, i bet they look beautiful!!!! I want to see them. Where are the pics, Phred!!!!

You better take lots of pics tomorrow. I want to see those pretty kids!

Robin

**gini** · 02-25-2005, 09:42 AM

Extreme Spiffified.............sounds like a new tv show to me.

But I need to see some pictures first............

Have a great trip...........we will be anxious to see all the pics.

**shais_mom** · 02-25-2005, 12:26 PM

Keegan got her spiffied up on Monday b/c
a) she got alllllll muddy
2) Mom had that day off too!

Can't wait to see the spiffy kids tomorrow!!!

**momoffuzzyfaces** · 02-25-2005, 01:05 PM

Yup! We need lots of pictures after that description!

DON'T FORGET YOUR CAMERA TOMORROW! or the KIDS either for that matter.

HAVE A GREAT TIME!

**Cincy'sMom** · 02-25-2005, 02:37 PM

Cincy is getting her spiffing up tonight..mayeb Sadie and Spot too...we'll see how quickly mommy (or daddy) tire out!! I think taggert got his spiffing last nght, and should be waiting at home for me!!