A Plea for HELP!!

[krazyaboutkatz]

I'm so glad that the package finally arrived safely and that everyone loves the toys and goodies. I also like the pictures of your furry crew.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke

Here is what happened earlier:

* ARRIVAL @ UNIT, February 18, 2005, 7:57 am, BERLIN CENTER, OH 44401
* ENROUTE, February 17, 2005, 7:51 am, WARRENDALE, PA 15095
* ENROUTE, February 10, 2005, 7:11 pm, ROSWELL, NM 88201
* ACCEPTANCE, February 10, 2005, 9:41 am, HOBBS, NM 88240"

"ONLY" a SEVEN Day GAP between Roswell, NM and Warrendale, PA.
/s/ Phred
.. [/B]

Aw, that explains it! If it was in ROSWELL, NM, the UFOs were probably snooping through it. They had to see what was inside it! Those little green men like packages, don't ya know?

What great pictures of Boots and Smokey! Worthy of framing!

[Rachel]

Smokey, you did take a marvelous picture there. Love the *ears up look*. Good for you checking out and approving all the toys. And Boots, a little buzz and all is right with the world, so I see you didn't mind pausing for this glamour shot.

The *HAZ MAT* for AVON products kinda makes one wonder just what it is we put on our faces, doesn't it?

[Cincy'sMom]

Originally posted by Rachel


The *HAZ MAT* for AVON products kinda makes one wonder just what it is we put on our faces, doesn't it?

I was sorta wondering about that too!!!

[gini]

Toxic material for my face? Hmmm, well, I have tried everything else...........maybe I should be buying more Avon products

[gini]

Phred, something has been running in the back of my mind about your "Y" thingy for the pups.

It finally came to me..........

Get yourself a really good sled.........next time it snows........line those guys up on the "Y" thingy - sit on sled and yell!!

MUSH!

[slick]

OMD! Did someone say Haz-Mat guys!!???? Show me the way.

Phred, I'm so glad the package finally arrived. This project was a month in the making it comes from the hearts of all those who participated.

Bless you for all that you do and for who you are.

Big {{{hugs}}} to you

slick xoxo

[zippy-kat]

Avon boxes are so sturdy and easy to come by, as my mom works with a lady who's a dealer. We've shipped in 'em before without problems. Shame that it took such a long time, this go around.

On a happier note, glad it's being enjoyed by everyone!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Boots!!! So nice to see you again - even though I had to go to a dawgie thread to see you. Smokie is adorable as usual and looks quite pleased with his new toyz.

[Cinder & Smoke]

SmokeMutt (da GUD Child) here ~
Dad sez dis is gettin OLD inna hurrie!

Dad'z gott kall da Kopper Dispatch Gurl back an kancel da
"Wanted Bulletin"; den kall da Nayburs an tell em ta quit <lookin>.
An I gotta kall da Big Guy Upstairz...

<picks up Prayer Line> <dials God>

Hi God ~

THANKS fur Your Help, God!!
Yessir, he found em - rite where You <snarled em up> on dat
tree - rite across da road frumma Ranch Howze!

Did Dad make many "Wild Promisez" whilst he wuz <Prayin> to Ya?
Yeah, THREE hours WUZ a Long Tyme!
OMG! ~ You wrote em ALL down, huh?
Yessir, I'z gonna <re-Mynd> Dad that You got em ALL down
on hiz Skore Kard!

Cinder an Bowzer??
Oh You betcha - they'z Layin SOOOO Low
they'z jest bout IN-vissibel!!

OK, God - I'll tell em they'z BOFF on Yur NAW-TEE Dawg List!
An I'z gonna tell Dad he *owez* You a Thank-You Purrayer tanite.

THANKS agin, God!!

/s/ da GUD Prayer Pup
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C'mere, you two!!

Cinder: <slink> <cringe> (tail-tip) = <flip> <flip> <flip>
Bowser: slink> <quivver> (tail) = <flip> <thumpity-thump>

Ya boff HEARD da Fiur Pager go *Beep*Beep* fur Dad ta go ta Fiur Drill;
Ya boff HEARD him say "QUICK OUTIE - I gotta GO!"

WHUT wuz ya <thinkin> by runnin off!!???

Ooooh ~ Da BOWZ wanted to "go onna Quick Hunt"!??
An you <LET> him go across da ROAD!????
NO, da "Publik Huntin Groundz" iz NOT fur DAWGGIEZ wiffOUT a Hoomin along!

An jest WHY din'cha <*TALK*> at Dad an <kall fur HELP>???
He drove up an down da road fur TWO HOURS - <Hollerin> yur namez!
He stopped a DUZIN Tymes rite in frunt a where ya wuz <snarled up>...
eben shut da Bus OFF ta <lissin> fur ya!

Ohhhh ... ya thunk he'd be at'cha!
Well, he'z WAY past "mad"!!

GUD thing *I* finally got sent out ta help...
Aftur Dad kalled da Kopper Disipatch an filed a Missin Dawgz Report;
he dressed up inna goo-loshie feetz, two coatz anna hat,
wiffa 'lektrik lite stick an ME.

Poor Dad wuz *hikin* up da Horse Folkz drive, but *I* wouldint
go dat way... kept <lookin> back atta Howze.
We <searched> da fencez, up by da Horse Howze, an down da Horse drive.

FINally <heard> ya *Whimperin & Whinin*!
(Ya KUDDA made a lil more "rackit"!)
Dad kept <lookin> on our side a da road (THINKIN ya wuz smart enuff
ta stay on OUR side) - but *I* kept <lookin> ACROSS da road...

Dad heard ya an tell'd me ta come across...
but I sed "NU-UH!! I getz <hollered at> fur krossin da road!
But yur headed da rite way now, Dad. Lil bit to da left."

Hiz "Radar Earz" zeroed in an I heard him tell ya ta "KALM DOWN, I'm here!"
<Kissin> him all ober hiz facebonez wuz a *nice touch* ...
prolly made it tuff ta untie da MESS you two made wiffa ropey on
dat busted tree. WHY din'cha jest <chomp> da rope an come home?

Ohhh... sucha MESS ya kudint figger out which loop ta <chomp>.
You guyz otta karrie a Pokit Knife wiff ya.

Well, allua NutRatz inna woodz are gonna be REEL Safe fur a while
now ~ Kuz YOU Two sure aren't gonna be <huntin> fur a while!

Jest *wait* till da Pet Talkurz hear bout DIS Kapur!

/s/ SmokeMutt - da GUD Child!
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[Cincy'sMom]

Oh No!!! Bowser and Cinder...you have to stop scaring your dad like that!!! No crossing the street, and no hunting the woods!!!

Glad everyone is home safe.

[4 Dog Mother]

Cinder, you've got to stop letting that Bowser boy lead you astray! Stay away from those woods - the only thing you two would catch IS a broken limb or something to get stuck on! And then you have to hear dad yellin' and screamin' at you. Not good, not good.

[Rachel]

The Ranch definitely needs a fence round it. Maybe Dad could start putting some coins in a coffee can to start saving. You never know when a PTer might want to pitch some in. I'm thinking that with Dad being such a good foster parent, even after Bowser finds his forever home, there may be another time when a stray pup could use the training and attention you kids get at the Ranch. These dark-thirty hunting for loose puppers treks are taking years off Dad's life and I'm thinking his Promises to God list is accruing a bunch of interest.

Smoke, bless your heart for being the Gud Child and helping Dad to locate the lost souls. I'm saying a Thank You, God, prayer myself for the safe return of Bowser and Cins.

[Cinder & Smoke]

Originally posted by Rachel

The Ranch definitely needs a fence round it. Maybe Dad could start putting some coins
in a coffee can to start saving.
You never know when a PTer might want to pitch some in.

DAD here ~

THANKS for the "pitch in" offer ~
But don't you DARE consider "kollektin munnie" for a *fence fund*!

The "Kids" are gonna "Shape Up & Fly Right" - or ELSE!!

FIRST STEP has been underway for a while...
We're about to pick up the materials for the
Front Yard TROLLEY to handle those "quick outies" when
Dear ole Dad doesn't wanna have to <*watch*> every step the Kids take!
Gonna be a DUAL Trolley - so two can go their seperate ways!

*Problems* only seem to happen when the Kids are allowed to
roam on their own - un-supervised...
So Dad's gonna be gettin *out & about* >WITH< the Kids a LOT more!
Da Fambly dat <WALKS> Together <STAYS> Together!!

/s/ Phred

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Uh, OH! NAWTEE! NAWTEE! DOGGIES!

I'm so glad you are both safe and back home! I hope Phred's blood pressure has returned to normal by now too!

Look's like Phred will get lots of exercise until the "trolley" gets put up.

I'm sending lots of "Thank Yous" to the BOSS upstairs too for keeping you safe!